Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1422 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5905

Sloth Police Report

A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he goes to make a police report. "Can you describe the snails?" asks the officer. "I don't know," replies the s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1744

Gambling

A man sent a postcard from Las Vegas to a friend: "Having a wonderful time. Wish I could afford it."  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1587

Quote #1366

"Someone once said that if you sat a million monkeys at a million typewriters for a million years, one of them would eventually type out all of Hamlet by chance. But when we find the text of Hamlet, w read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2106

One-liner #0918

"Raise my hand if you believe in telekinesis." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3371

Corduroy Pillows

The latest trend in living room accessories is corduroy pillows. They're making headlines!... read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1762

Refiners Fire

This bible cartoon features a man feeling the wonderful hurt of our Lord's Refining Fire read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1214

The Beauty Labyrnth

  This cartoon features the bathroom sink as a place fo mystery between a man and a woman read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1498

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2013

There is a new funny horse picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Horse Door" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-door Cybersalt Headquarters has been experiencin... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
6329

Horse Door

Nobody here but us horses! ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4716

No Place Like Home

While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started talking. He asked where my kids go to school. I told him we home-schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2517

Uncomfortable Shoes

Wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good is pure shoepidity.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1934

One-liner #0917

When I was a kid you didn't have to say, "Don't try this at home!" because we weren't complete morons back then.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2089

Quote #1365

"Religion operates on the principle of 'I obey - therefore I am accepted by God.' The basic operating principle of the gospel is 'I am accepted by God through the work of Jesus Christ - therefore I ob read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1355

Psalm for dads

This bible cartoon from the book of Psalms featuring a teenager in trouble with his dad read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
2059

Psalm 23

This bible cartoon from Psalms reminds us The Lord is our Shepherd read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1556

Psalm - Saddam Hussein

This bible cartoon from the book of Psalms shares the wicked will lose in the end read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1325

Psalm for - TV watchers

Ths bible cartoon from the book fo Psalms is for TV watchers read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1546

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2013

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You'll be impressed by this guy - perhaps the best "Price is Right" contestant ever!www.cybersalt.org/funblog/best-price-is-right-contestant-ever Enjo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4173

Misquote

A friend of mine attended a Christian college where the tradition was to deliver a box of notes nightly from the men's' dorm to the women's dorm and vice versa. My friend would write his fiance a not... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1841

Action

Old Jeb is the laziest man in the county. One day his best friend drove by his farm and noticed his barn was on fire. "Your barn's burning down," he yelled. "I know it," replied Jeb. "Well, ain't ya... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2583

Numerical Safety

Safety in numbers: 579s84a831f9e94t67y89304... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1919

One-liner #0916

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."- Aldous Huxley read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1532

Quote #1364

"What comes into our minds when we think about God, is the most important thing about us."- A.W. Tozer read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1497

Nellie - rap singer or my mom Nellie Larson

This cartoon asks the question was the winner of the 2003 Grammy's Nellie or my mom Nellie Larson read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1739

Prayer in School - aka Drivers Education

This school cartoon features the christian truth that as long as there is drivers education classes, there will be PRAYER IN SCHOOLS read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1544

Quick Tempered - sports fan

This sports fan cartoon shares the bible truth to control your temper read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1559

Revelation - four angels tied

This bible prophecy from the book of Revelation shares the story of the four angels tied read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1370

Revelation - 6th Seal

This bible prophecy cartoon from the book of Revelation tells of the 6th seal opened read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
590

Reverend Light Year

This church cartoon features Reverend Light Year ( cousin of Buzz ) preaching the gosepl to Infinity and beyond read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1547

Sad Psalm

This bible cartoon from the book of Psalms features a lady complaining to the Lord about her sore throat read more..