Monthly Archive

2013

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1423 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3143

Sleep

Sleep: There's a nap for that! read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1963

One-liner #0939

My pillow is my hair stylist.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4053

Zeek's Hang Glider

In the back woods of Gooberland, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek, however, decided to save up and bought himself a hang-glider. He took it to the highest mountain and after strug... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1429

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2013

This is a shout-out to Daniel Redd Jones who left the following note on the Cybersalt Facebook Fanpage - "I am honestly surprised that your page doesn't have more likes! Lol, you were my favorite webs... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4158

Traffic Jam Prank

There is stuck in traffic and then there is STUCK in traffic.  This is a great prank. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1857

Doctor's Bill

Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mis... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1700

Quote #1386

"I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."- Tom Stoppard read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2638

Average

Calling someone average is mean. read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2142

One-liner #0938

If I don't clean my home soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
7407
2 min read

Trapper's Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

Uncategorised
Pastor Tim
5764

Thanks for Subscribing!

Thanks for subscribing! You don't have to wait for the next edition to arrive before you can enjoy content from Cybersalt.  The newsletter archives are waiting for you to start exploring. To vi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1391

Cybersalt News - October 23, 2013

I spent about 90 minutes in a cold, damp, foggy cemetery yesterday recording Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008. So far as videos in cemeteries go it was pretty uneventful - though one squirrel was clearly... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4386

Liking and Loving the Bad - Cybersalt Shaker Episode #008

Liking news of a good man's death on Facebook prompts Pastor Tim to shine a new light on Romans 12:19-21. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1992

Power Of Suggestion

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef. "Your veal parmigiana was superb,"... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1667

Quote #1385

“Here’s what’s surprising about making sense of your life in God’s story: the story is not about you—it’s about him. He is both the author and the main character, and he has written you into his story... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2552

My Other Car

I'd say my other car is a limousine, but that would be a stretch.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1900

One-liner #0937

I can't believe all the singles in my area that want to meet me - it's probably because of all the iPads I've won!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3410

Pop Please

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

Help Us Build Your Site
Pastor Tim
19895

Adding FaceBook Social Plugins to Your Joomla Site

The purpose of this page is to demonstrate the number of FaceBook social plugins available to put on your Joomla site. Cybersalt uses the JFBConnect extension for easily putting FaceBook social plugi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1412

Cybersalt News - October 21, 2013

It has been super foggy around Cybersalt World Headquarters the last 4 or 5 days!  It has made for some grey days but has also provided opportunity to play around with videoing the heavily filter... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1728

Quote #1384

"Lust may be the best example of sin's pattern of over-promising, under-delivering, and ensnaring." - Brad Hambrick read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2569

Following Jesus

Jesus: Follow me Many of Us: How about I go to a building once a week for a couple of hours and we call it good? Jesus: Huh?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5320

Bouquet Toss

When they tossed the bouquet at the hypochondriac wedding everybody caught something.  ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1975

One-liner #0936

The last time I took advice, it only worked because I changed it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3287

New Golfer

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him th... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1043

The Discipline of God

The hardships of life are not evidence that God is absent from or indifferent to our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20131020.mp3"... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
2450

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2013

Here is a couple of videos of the super foggy sunset that happened last night behind Cybersalt World Headquarters. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1536

Cybersalt News - October 18, 2013

There is a new page in the FunBlog today.  This simple black and white cartoon portrays what it can be like "Being a Dad at the Park":www.cybersalt.org/ky94 Speaking of park cartoons, you'll pro... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3869

Important Notice!

Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down.  This practice must stop as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.  Any employees foun... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2012

Expert Testimony

Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the science fiction novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, was also a scientist. He received a telegram from newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst demanding, "Is there life on... read more..