January 2014 - Monthly Archive

29 Jan

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3551

Winter Scripture

a scripture capturing the frame of mind of most minnesota residents in the winter months read more..

29 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1421

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2014

It has been almost 4 weeks since I last mailed out the Cybersalt Digest and Pearlygates newsletters. I've been working on a bunch of web projects for people this month. There is one in particula... read more..

29 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4333

Cussing Deacon

A preacher had a deacon in his church who had a bad habit of cussing. In his attempt to help the deacon overcome this terrible habit, the preacher decided he should spend some personal time with him.... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5914

How Cold is it?

An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants turn on the heat* Thunder Bayites plant gardens +40 / +4* Californians shiver uncontrollably* Canadians sunb... read more..

29 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1959

Bedside Manner

The doctor was making her rounds and walked into the semi-private room in the hospital to examine old Mrs. Williams. After the exam in her best professional voice, she said smoothly, "You are coughin... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1772

Quote #1398

The idea that all men are created equal loses everything if you believe that men were not created.... read more..

29 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2172

One-liner #0950

I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2735

Water Bills

They should send "Get Well Soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.... read more..

26 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1208

Too Valuable to Consume

Some things in life are too precious to spend on or consume for ourselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140126.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140126.mp3"> ... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2917

London Hospital Tour

The Lord Mayor of London is being shown around a London hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease.He goes to greet... read more..

22 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

2798

A Friendship Forged in Forgiveness

This is a deeply moving video about the healing that forgiveness played in one fireman's life after he fell asleep at the wheel driving home from a 24 hour shift. ... read more..

20 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3182

Side By Side

A wonderful variation of the Gus Kahn and Harry M. Woods song from 1927, "Side By Side." ... read more..

19 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1224

Lives Being Lived

Examples of lives lived well or poorly for God as found in 1 Kings 5:1-27. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140119.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140119.mp3"> ... read more..

12 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1051

Our Sacrifice With Value

If it's not ours, or costs us nothing, God forbid we should offer it to Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140112.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140112.mp3"> ... read more..

How To Save Your Documents or Files in PDF Format

11 Jan

Software

Pastor Tim

3033

How To Save Your Documents or Files in PDF Format

Some programs have built in options for printing or saving their files in PDF format. Others do not. This tutorial shows you how to download and install CutePDF - a free, virtual printer that w... read more..

11 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

2564

What Defines You?

Lizzie Velasquez asks a question that can turn around how you feel about yourself. ... read more..

07 Jan

Backpew

Jeff Larson

4007

Job Tree Cut down

This article page features the bible scripture Job 14:7 regarding a tree having hope even after it is cut down read more..

07 Jan

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3485

Cold Weather Scripture

This article page features a bible scripture truth found in Romans 5:3-4 encouraging us to persevere even when it is cold out read more..

07 Jan

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3513

Skol Vikings Faith

This article page features the Christian message of faith using the Minnesota Vikings for example read more..

05 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

998

Taking Care Of Family

Taking care of family is not secondary to following Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140105.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20140105.mp3"> ... read more..

04 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2421

Chicago's Remote Control Piano

And now some fun music to break up your day - just like it did for the people in this video as they passed by a remote control piano. ... read more..

02 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1396

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy New Year everybody; I pray that 2014 is a blessed one for you. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site Today. You will find "Ducks In A Row" at:www.... read more..