May 2014 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

09 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Spring Air

Spring is in air. I really have to stop trying to fix my own watch.... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - May 9, 2014

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Hush Puppy" at:www.cybersalt.org/3ruu Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

09 May

Funny Dog Pictures

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Hush Puppy

What my friend means to say is, "No, we haven't seen your shoes." ... read more..

09 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1400

"The God who created us is better than the God we've created." read more..

09 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1995

One-liner #0952

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.... read more..

09 May

Policies

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What's a Goober? Often, after reading a joke on my site or in one of my humor lists, people e-mail me and ask, "Pastor Tim, what's a Goober?" To satisfy many people's curiosity, I've included a pict... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

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Goober Airlines

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/3ruk Goober airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. ... read more..

08 May

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - May 5, 2014

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you to everyone for your comments about the www.independentsportsnews.com web site that I have been helping develop these last number of months. For those ... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Addicted to Smoking

MIDDLESBROUGH, England - Yvonne Stubbs has decided to give up smoking, not for health reasons, but to help cure her pet dog's 20-a-day addiction to cigarettes. Her dog Patch, a Jack Russell, immediat... read more..

08 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

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Let's Play House

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day.The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"Sally replied, "I want you to co... read more..

08 May

Quotes

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Quote #1399

"The degree to which we understand the depth of our own forgiveness is the degree to which we'll forgive others." read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Sheep Bullets

Sheep may safely graze: bullets may not.... read more..

08 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1979

One-liner #0951

I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rejected Rejection

Re: Rejected Rejection Dear Ms. Ezell: Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment&nb... read more..

A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

04 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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A People Of Hope in the Midst of Suffering

In the midst of suffering, followers of Jesus can still live in hope, remembering that God has not abandoned them. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20140504.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

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Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or 'Hawaii.' So there they stood arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. So t... read more..

02 May

FunBlog

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Christian Tingle

Here's a wonderful satire of online Christian dating sites. ... read more..

02 May

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - May 2, 2014

Greetings and salutations from the land of the lost - well the land of the lost in other things that is! Some of you have been inquiring about where on earth I am and wondering if something has happe... read more..