January 2015 - Monthly Archive

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4133

Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7343

Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2540

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change. The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2673

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1956

One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2213

Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

07 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2538

Free 3D Printer

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

07 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2124

Sinking Excuse

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1892

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1762

Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

07 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4701

Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3962

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1243

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000! I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

06 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

5356

Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2015

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2125

Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1911

One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2149

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today. It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn. You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

04 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4870

Tombstone Epitaphs

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. *****... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1595

Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3541

Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1925

One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3529

Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..