January 2015 - Monthly Archive

04 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Slap Her, Hard!!!

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl. ... read more..

04 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2019

Spirituality that Wearies

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

03 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Everything New Gets Old Too Soon

I am not one to stay up New Year’s Eve to watch some celebrity drop the ball at Times Square at midnight. All year long I have to put up with people dropping the ball so I’m not going to make a specia... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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God Knows

God Knows by Minnie Louise Haskins. And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: “Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.” And he replied: “Go out into the darkness and ... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Private Peters

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters wi... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2015

For the first time in a long time, there is a new funny picture (a cat picture at that!) on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Melting Cat" at:www.cybersalt.org/adhy Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Melting Cat

Different breeds of cats have different melting points. ... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1407

"The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the manufacture of a saint is the task of a lifetime."- Alan Redpath read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0959

I hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Long Passwords

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Tough Kids

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week". "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I c... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Hypocritical Complaints

Frank visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there," the farmer said. "I know old Bill who claims to be a Christian and his sister Clara who claims to be a Christi... read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2015

It has been a long time since I've sent this newsletter out, so if you were glad it was long gone and I just wrecked your new year by sending it, just scroll to the bottom and use the unsubscribe link... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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New Year's Football vs. Dinner

As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the r... read more..