February 2015 - Monthly Archive

10 Feb

Quotes

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Quote #1431

"Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they deserve it."- Thomas Merton read more..

10 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0983

In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

16831

Split Pants

I split my favorite pants. RIP.... read more..

10 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4217

Two missionaries get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the mis... read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

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Life After Delivery

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to pre... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4420

Newlywed Grace

A recently married man was walking with his father one day and said: "My new wife's cooking is so bad, we pray AFTER we eat!"... read more..

08 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The Gift

The gift of Jesus transforms the way we look at ourselves and others. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150208.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

08 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 8, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! The Westside Bible Church website has been updated with recordings of my messages from the last two Sundays. You can listen to "How Sin Entered the World" (a response to S... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

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Lost Gas Cap

David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it ... read more..

07 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Personal Contact

Apparently not everyone is fed up with telephone-answering machines. At the newspaper office where I work, we have several of them for different departments. However, while on the evening shift I ans... read more..

07 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 7, 2015

I'm back after two days of catching up following our annual meeting at the church on Wednesday night. It went great, but they sure do take a lot of work to get ready for! To make up for the lack of C... read more..

06 Feb

FunBlog

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Dashing Thru The Snow

Whether you like to watch trains or not - this CN Rail train plowing through the snow is amazing footage! Kudos to the guy who let the snow hit is camera in order to get the whole shot. &nb... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4130

The King and I

"Actually, it should be The King and *ME*"- Rodgers & Grammarstein read more..

06 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2309

One-liner #0982

"If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die?"- Chickens read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1430

"Last man standing" is the winner in most contests, but the runner up in musical chairs. read more..

06 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Not Exactly What He Meant

During a church meeting one evening, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the folks, "I apologize... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Circus Try Out

A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the circus impresario. "I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will amaze you." He proceeds to cl... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - February 4, 2015

There is a new funny dog picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Dog Feeders" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-feeders Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

04 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Feeders

Usually it's hard to get kids to feed the dog. ... read more..

04 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0981

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, that one looks like an idiot!"... read more..

04 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1429

"There is a thin line between a long church service and a hostage situation." read more..

04 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Fed Up Husband

A husband and wife had been married only a few short years, and he was getting fed up with being bossed around by his wife; so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist told the husband that he... read more..

04 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Adoption

Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was ad... read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 3, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Best Daddy Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/best-daddy-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7688

Best Daddy Cake

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1428

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Retired Astronauts

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..

02 Feb

One-liners

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One-liner #0980

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Decisions

A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Hunting Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunda... read more..