Monthly Archive

2015

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 334 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1733

Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
4687

Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3939

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1227

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000!  I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
5333

Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1994

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2098

Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1890

One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2124

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1235

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today.  It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn.  You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4832

Tombstone Epitaphs

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. *****... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2071

Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1569

Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett  read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3515

Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1905

One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3505

Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
3740

Slap Her, Hard!!!

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl.  ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2002

Spirituality that Wearies

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1293

Cybersalt News - January 4, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone!  There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2546

Everything New Gets Old Too Soon

I am not one to stay up New Year’s Eve to watch some celebrity drop the ball at Times Square at midnight. All year long I have to put up with people dropping the ball so I’m not going to make a specia... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3110

God Knows

God Knows by Minnie Louise Haskins. And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: “Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.” And he replied: “Go out into the darkness and ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3328

Private Peters

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters wi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1372

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2015

For the first time in a long time, there is a new funny picture (a cat picture at that!) on the Cybersalt site.  You'll find "Melting Cat" at:www.cybersalt.org/adhy Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10656

Melting Cat

Different breeds of cats have different melting points. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1625

Quote #1407

"The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the manufacture of a saint is the task of a lifetime."- Alan Redpath read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2059

One-liner #0959

I hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3296

Long Passwords

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3132

Tough Kids

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week". "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2107

Hypocritical Complaints

Frank visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there," the farmer said. "I know old Bill who claims to be a Christian and his sister Clara who claims to be a Christi... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1442

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2015

It has been a long time since I've sent this newsletter out, so if you were glad it was long gone and I just wrecked your new year by sending it, just scroll to the bottom and use the unsubscribe link... read more..