2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7675

Best Daddy Cake

You might be a racist if . . . . ... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2194

Quote #1428

"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."- Vitas Gerulaitis (having finally triumphed after losing 16 times in a row to Jimmy Connors) read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2672

Retired Astronauts

Retired astronauts are paid exorbitantly.... read more..

02 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2249

One-liner #0980

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family: then they spoil it by waking up.... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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A company was hiring new staff. One question in the written application was: You are driving your car in a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus station, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4155

Hunting Prayer

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunda... read more..

02 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - February 2, 2015

Last month I scored 24 out of 31 in my resolve to send out the Cybersalt Digest every day. I'm pretty happy with that because 77 percent is way higher than I usually got when I was in school: bu... read more..

01 Feb

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Habits

Some habits die hard. ... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1922

Quote #1427

"There seems to be a need in human beings to see evil and combat it outside oneself, in order not to see it inside oneself. But the struggle is inside of each person and inside each community; read more..

01 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5222

Bored

"If you are bored, put on a cape, then you can be Super Bored!" read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1930

One-liner #0979

When you interview for a position as a ninja, don't show up: you'll be a shoe-in for the job.... read more..

01 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Signs That You're Suffering Burnout

*Signs That You're Suffering Burnout* 10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!" 8.& read more..

01 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3368

New Rules of the Office

These new rules of the office will be effective immediately. DRESS CODE:It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers & carrying ... read more..

01 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2529

Relativism

An older woman recently returned from her home town in North Carolina and told a friend they'd spruced up the churchyard cemetery since her last visit several years past. "Lots of new greenery," she s... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3439

How To Lose Your First Case

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

01 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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How Sin Entered the World

Stephen Fry says the misery of the world is not our fault. He's wrong. This message looks at how sin (and suffering) entered the world. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150201.mp3{/audio} At the... read more..

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 30, 2015

Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! I'm not going to tell you how old she is, but I will say she isn't 12, 15, or 21 and that she's better than ever. I still can't believe I get to be her husba... read more..

30 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Hawk Attacks Drone

Are you bothered by the increased use of drones in city limits? No Problem - just get yourself a hawk! ... read more..

30 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1426

"We can’t expect the nation to operate by Christian principles… but we can expect this of the church." - Philip Yancey read more..

30 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2816

Pullover Gift

My brother's a cop: Thought I'd buy him a pullover sweater for Christmas.... read more..

30 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2458

One-liner #0978

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side." – Stuart Turner read more..

30 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3587

Time to Wave

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we... read more..

30 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3141

Arrogance

I've long maintained that the distinction between "professionals" and "amateurs" is often very slight, often amounting to little more than that the former are paid and the latter are not. This is in n... read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3872

Movie Critic

I overheard two children discussing their selection in the video area of a store. One boy took Disney's CINDERELLA off the shelf, pointed to the drawing of the title character on the cover, and said,... read more..

28 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 28, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Secured Load" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/secured-load Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

28 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Secured Load

All loads should be secured. ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3009

Wearing an Ephod

If you see me wearing an ephod, I'm just doing it to be Aaronic.... read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

3256

One-liner #0977

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin and muffins are healthy; You’re welcome.... read more..

28 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1946

Quote #1425

"It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness."- Whitney Capps read more..

28 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2429

Generation Gap

I've got 3 TVs, cable and a satellite dish. I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one in the car. I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax. I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one... read more..