2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

21 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2082

One-liner #0973

I'm allergic to food – I break out in fat.... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3254

Cookie Cutter House

"I just don't want to live in a cookie cutter house."- Gingerbread family read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2780

Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament. "To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars." "To my son... read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1100

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Peppercide" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/peppercide Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

20 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4022

Peppercide

It turns out vegans aren't so innocent after all! ... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3136

Recruiting Crisis

The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So he directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and tha... read more..

20 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2405

Courtesy

It was a Saturday afternoon, and Ray had rushed down to the local supermarket to hurriedly pick up some hamburger rolls, chips and a few condiments. The big game was going to be on, so he was having a... read more..

20 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2547

Rhythm Reunion

After the rhythm section got back together there were repercussions.... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1957

Quote #1420

"When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die." - Jim Elliot read more..

20 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2064

One-liner #0972

I wish my wallet came with free refills.... read more..

20 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1212

Cybersalt News - January 20, 2015

There is a new inspirational and mind boggling video on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "The Heavens Declare" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/the-heavens-declare After watching that video, enjoy... read more..

19 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

3018

The Heavens Declare

To date, the highest resolution picture ever taken by mankind. "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands."- Psalm 19:1 ... read more..

19 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1889

Quote #1419

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive." - read more..

19 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2352

One-liner #0971

At the store today, when the cashier said, "Strip down facing me" apparently she was referring to my credit card!... read more..

19 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2670

Transmission Guy

That guy from the transmission shop looks kinda shifty.... read more..

19 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2397

The Good Old Days

It was the finish line of the Boston marathon. A first-time runner is hobbling away, having just finished. A grizzled old marathoner looks at him and says "You'll feel a lot worse tomorrow." He paus... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1216

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2015

When I was concerned that some might think I was nuts to show cat videos before a sermon and asked for open mindedness to actually listen to the message, I thought I had actually linked to the proper ... read more..

18 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

4696

Dog Stool

Stool Happens! ... read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1857

One-liner #0970

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing rihgt.... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1873

Quote #1418

"Being a Christian is less about cautiously avoiding sin than about courageously and actively doing God’s will."- Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2564

Paediatricians

Paediatricians tend to have very little patients.... read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3681

Cough Cure

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk replies, "Well, he came in here t... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2165

Self Confidence

J. Paul Getty was one of the wealthy men who frequently came to watch Jack Dempsey train. Himself a keen amateur boxer, he asked to be allowed to spar for a round with the champion. Getty put up quit... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3604

Helping Out

For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" ... read more..

18 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3306

A Plan for Times of Trouble

Elijah and the widow from Zarephath's plan in a time of trouble is a model for us to imitate when our own times of trouble come. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150118.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

18 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1250

Cybersalt News - January 18, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! I know many of you enjoy when I post recordings or videos of baptisms at the church where I pastor. Well, last week we had a baptism so this week there is a video to watch.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3659

Economy Motel

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is... read more..

16 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1171

Cybersalt News - January 16, 2015

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Old Signs?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4wa Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..