2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

15 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1935

Quote #1417

"Three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper demonstrates the downside of democracy." read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2008

One-liner #0969

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.... read more..

15 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2974

Walking into a bar one night, a man yelled out, "Who's the strongest in here?" A huge man stands up and thumps his own chest. "I am the strongest!" "Great!" the first man said. "Can you help me p... read more..

15 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2623

Some Things You Keep

Some things you keep. Like good teeth. Warm coats. Bald husbands & chubby wives. They're good for you, reliable and practical and so sublime that to throw them away would make the garbage man a th... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3340

Letter From Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1393

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Building Facelift" at:www.cybersalt.org/a49u Remember when it was considered creepy to follow peopl... read more..

15 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6168

Building Facelift

Doctors are angry about this building's secret to looking younger. ... read more..

15 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2002

Quote #1416

'We never know whom we marry, we just think we do. Or even if we first marry the right person, just give it a while and he or she will change. For marriage, being the enormous thing it is means we are read more..

15 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5495

Chicken and Rice

I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.... read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2013

One-liner #0968

I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast.... read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4131

Coffee Delay

In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee. Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice cubes in the co... read more..

14 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1319

Cybersalt News - January 14, 2015

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll fine "Snowman Cry" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4x3 Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

14 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5837

Snowman Cry

It was another cry for help from Pastor Tim. ... read more..

14 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3247

Tattoo Ten

Ten things you don't want to hear in a tattoo Parlor: 1. "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." 2. "We're all out of red, so I used pink." 3. "There are 3 B's in Bob, right?" 4. "Sorry, sir, you... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1954

Health

Jeff is an attendant in a Laundromat. A woman came in, sat near him, and chain smoked cigarette after cigarette. The smoke was bothering him, so he turned on a fan. "Could you please point that thing... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2437

Self-Confidence Test

Are you confident in your self-confidence? Try this test. First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you ... read more..

14 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1838

Quote #1415

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees." ~ G. K. Chesterton read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6187

Cabbage Rule

Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.... read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1953

One-liner #0967

How many boxes of these thin mints do I need to eat before I see results?... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4483

Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note: "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the... read more..

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1211

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2015

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Car Hauler" at:www.cybersalt.org/a43c Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

13 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4524

Car Hauler

Ian spent $50 on straps to save $25 on delivery. ... read more..

13 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2329

Twin Calves

A farmer's cow gave birth to twin bull calves. The farmer was delighted as bull calves are worth more than a cow calf. Since he had two he decided to sell one for the work of the Lord once it was ful... read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1895

One-liner #0966

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4048

Drive-thru Guy

That guy from the McDonalds drive-thru gives me the shakes.... read more..

12 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1525

Quote #1414

"Daily devotion is better than New Years resolution." read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4079

Granny's Visit

Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he's been promising to do!" His grandmo... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1309

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today: it's a video of grown men acting out the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by little children. You'll find "The Story of the Unmerciful S... read more..

11 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3113

The Story of the Unmerciful Servant

A tip of the hat to First Baptist Church of Marble Falls for knocking this video out of the part. Enjoy adults re-enacting the parable of the unmerciful servant as told from memory by kids. ... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3998

Food Coloring

I went to the doctor this morning because I swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I am okay, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.... read more..