2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

11 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1528

Quote #1413

“Not all those who wander are lost.”- J.R.R. Tolkien... read more..

11 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1943

One-liner #0965

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4187

A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and was very small. The co... read more..

11 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2122

Passion

The customer ordering a floral arrangement from my shop was giving me very specific guidelines. "Nothing fragrant," she instructed. "Nothing too tall or too wild. And no bright colors, please. My hous... read more..

11 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4010

The YOUcerto

If we trust Jesus, God takes the imperfections and failings or our lives and writes a beautiful song around them that reveals His strength and greatness. At the beginning of this sermon the congregat... read more..

11 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1407

Cybersalt News - January 11, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Dr. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?" at:www.cybersalt.org/a4ku I have al... read more..

Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3043

Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake?

I must confess I do have some old-fashioned biases. I would be the first to admit I’m not up to date on the latest fad or trend. I come from that era that believed the well-dressed man is one that do... read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3078

Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don't want to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that i... read more..

09 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3273

Golf Comeback

A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join hi... read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1337

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2015

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. You'll find "Assumptions" atwww.cybersalt.org/a4pf Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2104

Quiting Smoking

John was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's ... read more..

09 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1801

Quote #1412

"When I am loving to my wife when I don't feel loving to my wife I am more loving to my wife than when I am loving to my wife when I feel loving to my wife."- Timothy Keller read more..

09 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3542

Curtains

In the room the curtains were drawn: the rest of the furniture was real.... read more..

09 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1813

One-liner #0964

If owls are so smart, how come they don't say, "Whom"?... read more..

09 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2826

Assumptions

Our assumption is that you will find this video whimsical and fun. ... read more..

08 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1369

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! (There is even a chicken joke today). There are two new funny pictures added to the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Non-stick Fry Pan" at:www.cybersalt.org/adc6 You ... read more..

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4134

Reduced to Clear

Here's one way to prevent riots on Black Friday. Thanks to @rickzelinsky for sharing this.... read more..

08 Jan

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7343

Non-stick Fry Pan

This non-stick fry pan comes with a free lunch. That's right, there is no such thing as a free lunch either.... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2541

Airport Security

On a business trip, my father approached a security checkpoint at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard, in full uniform, was in line in front of him. As with everybody else... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1581

Quote #1411

The Pessimist complains about the wind. The Optimist expects it to change. The Leader adjusts the sails.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2673

Easily Startled

Why are you so easily startled? The answer may surprise you.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1956

One-liner #0963

The cops came to my door today to say that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, but I told them they had the wrong house because my dog doesn't own a bike!... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3477

Prepared Chicken

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." read more..

07 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1287

Cybersalt News - January 7, 2015

Thank you to everyone who has sent in suggestions to name the different web hosting packages being set up to offer through Cybersalt - especially the zany ones that made me laugh. Hopefully I'll get a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2213

Trust

As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off b... read more..

07 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2538

Free 3D Printer

Here is how to get a free 3D printer: Step 1: Buy a 3D printer Step 2: Print a 3D printer. Step 3: Return the 3D printer.... read more..

07 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2124

Sinking Excuse

I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage.... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1892

One-liner #0962

The five-second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a two-second dog.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9526

Sore Back

He had a sore back: that's why he was acting so disc hurteous.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3358

Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to burn... 2. DON'T put you finger in your nostril to rub it... AND IF YOU DO THEN BY ALL MEANS ... 3. DO NOT.... read more..