2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

07 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1410

"Now is the time for us to stop seeking our own satisfaction and to pour out our lives before HIM."- Oswald Chambers read more..

07 Jan

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Tanks and Pools

Just the fact that word is in "pools" increases the potential margin of error. ... read more..

06 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3962

Bald Spot

This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 6, 2015

Today's edition of the Cybersalt Digest is issue #4000! I know, I agree: "Get a life!" Actually, since I've begun my 2015 revival of many things Cybersalt, I've been reminded of how much I enjoy wor... read more..

06 Jan

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog Bees

You can't believe everything you hear. ... read more..

06 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2015

Found Keys

On Friday I had mentioned that my keys, all of them (car, apartment and church keys) had gone missing. There were 2 electronic key fobs, and keys that would not have been easy to replace that promised... read more..

06 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2125

Quote #1409

"I find there are three stages in every great work of God: first it's impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."- Hudson Taylor read more..

06 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1912

One-liner #0961

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does: that's why I think of jogging everyday.... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2150

Cattle Munchies

I hear that somebody in Colorado put marijuana in the cattle feed. I hope they find out who did it; the steaks are high.... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 5, 2015

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt site today. It features some young boys teaching a lesson that some older men really need to relearn. You will find "Hit her, hard" at:www.cybersalt.o... read more..

04 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4872

Tombstone Epitaphs

Hope these old tombstone epitaphs are still funny to you. Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. *****... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2087

Sharing and Loving From The Heart

Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He said, "The trouble with the world today is that some people have too much and others have too little. We must giv... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1596

Quote #1408

"However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord." - Whitney Lett read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3541

Get Rid of Margarine

If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1925

One-liner #0960

Here, let me show you how to micromanage.... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3530

Pastoral Visit

After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he lef... read more..

04 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

3761

Slap Her, Hard!!!

Here's a powerful message for men, delivered by some young boys after they are told to slap a girl. ... read more..

04 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2019

Spirituality that Wearies

Spirituality that is misplaced in its seeking wearies both body and God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150104.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2015

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new devotional from Dr. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Everything New Gets Old Too Soon" at:www.cybersalt.org/adqr Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

03 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Everything New Gets Old Too Soon

I am not one to stay up New Year’s Eve to watch some celebrity drop the ball at Times Square at midnight. All year long I have to put up with people dropping the ball so I’m not going to make a specia... read more..

03 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3135

God Knows

God Knows by Minnie Louise Haskins. And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: “Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown.” And he replied: “Go out into the darkness and ... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3357

Private Peters

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters wi... read more..

03 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1391

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2015

For the first time in a long time, there is a new funny picture (a cat picture at that!) on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Melting Cat" at:www.cybersalt.org/adhy Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

02 Jan

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Melting Cat

Different breeds of cats have different melting points. ... read more..

02 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1648

Quote #1407

"The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the manufacture of a saint is the task of a lifetime."- Alan Redpath read more..

02 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2083

One-liner #0959

I hate it when I think that I'm buying "Organic" vegetables, but when I get home they're just regular donuts.... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Long Passwords

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3159

Tough Kids

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. "I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week". "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I c... read more..

02 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2132

Hypocritical Complaints

Frank visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there," the farmer said. "I know old Bill who claims to be a Christian and his sister Clara who claims to be a Christi... read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - January 1, 2015

It has been a long time since I've sent this newsletter out, so if you were glad it was long gone and I just wrecked your new year by sending it, just scroll to the bottom and use the unsubscribe link... read more..