2015 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

24 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2429

Tim Keller on Happiness

Here are some very wise words on happiness. ... read more..

22 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1346

Believe Simply and Worship a Big God

It is possible to get so caught up in trying to know about God that you fail to worship Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150322.mp3{/audio} read more..

Use Your Mind and Follow with Your Heart

22 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

909

Use Your Mind and Follow with Your Heart

Our minds play an integral part in following Jesus and living the life we are called to live in Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150405.mp3{/audio} read more..

15 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1238

Beginning from the Depths

If your heart is struggling in the depths it's already in the place to begin worship. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150315.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

08 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1105

God Loves You and is there for You

Dr. Harold McNabb reminds us that God loves us and is there for us in spite of what we've done. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150308.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God is Our Strength in the Battles We Face

01 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1158

God is Our Strength in the Battles We Face

Rick Wismer of Mobile Outreach reminds us that we all face challenges and how we can face them with God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150301.mp3{/audio} (The audio quality improves after the i... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1763

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2015

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a very special Chicken Thursday it is because I've finally found the original Chicken Thursday commercial online! You can watch the commercial and read the Cybers... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1109

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2016

Sunday greetings! Ok, I hope you were sitting down when you saw the Cybersalt Digest in your e-mail inbox again. Just over a month ago I sent out a mailing letting you all know the Cybersalt Digest w... read more..

19 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

5348

Dog Fetch Fails

This funny dog video shows dogs for the lunky, adorable animals they are as they try and FAIL to fetch. ... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2253

Quote #1434

"It is absolutely vital to remember that a pastor's ministry is never just shaped by his knowledge, experience, and skill. It is always also shaped by the true condition of his heart." - Paul David Tr read more..

19 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2636

One-liner #0986

The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3209

Mood Poisoning

You got mood poisoning? It must be something you hate.... read more..

19 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3808

Goober 911

A couple of Goobers are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3010

Bible Reading Page Turner

Ending his sermon, a preacher announced that he would preach on Noah and the Ark on the following Sunday, and gave the scriptural reference for the congregation to read ahead of time. A couple of boy... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4389

Looking Funny

According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn't work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college stud... read more..

17 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1507

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2015

There are two new funny picture pages on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Snowman" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-snowman And you'll find "Super-sized Wedgie" at:www.cybe... read more..

17 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

9138

Super-sized Wedgie

How to super-size a wedgie. ... read more..

17 Feb

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

4500

Dog Snowman

This didn't help Skipper's fear of being replaced. ... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2352

Quote #1433

"It is always possible to be grateful for what is received rather than resentful over what is withhold. One or the other becomes a way of life."- Elisabeth Elliot. read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4833

Laid Back

I like to be laid back: it's just how I'm inclined.... read more..

17 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2479

One-liner #0985

If I could only use one word to describe myself, it would probably be: "not good at following directions."... read more..

17 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7033

Marriage Teamwork

A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "But officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrati... read more..

17 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3100

Laziness

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to the gas station?” The men readily put their muscles to ... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4300

On Time

The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to congratulate the flight attendant. "Stewardess," he said happily, "I want to compliment you and the... read more..

15 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1117

God Has Blessed and Will Bless Us

God has completed the work required and the supply needed for Him to bless us as He intends. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20150215.mp3{/audio} (With apologies for the poor audio quality.) ... read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1603

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2015

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday. There are two new pages on the Cybersalt site today. First there is a new funny sign page. You'll find "Sign Literacy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/literacy... read more..

11 Feb

Videos

Pastor Tim

3495

My Evidence for an Unprovable God

Ben Piershale explains that evidence is seen differently by different people but proof is something that only God can give to the individual. ... read more..

11 Feb

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5160

Literacy Sign

Free admission for only $2.50 each. ... read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2607

One-liner #0984

I sent that "Ancestry" site some information on my family tree and they sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over.... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3262

Nice Guys

Nice guys don't finish last: they get honourable Mensch-in.... read more..