March 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3408

Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. Af... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3166

Goober Doubling

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Mr. & Mrs. Goober have been back from their honey... read more..

14 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2651

Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite

On March 9, 2016, a solar eclipse was witnessed starting at sunrise over Sumatra and ending at sunset north of Hawaii. This is time lapse photography of that event as seen from Satellite Himawari... read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1062

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probab... read more..

12 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1990

Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!

We find ourselves once again in another political cycle. I call it a political cycle because everything is going around in circles. Each cycle seems to get bigger and bigger. For instance. One day a ... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3526

Get Your Sister

A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked. The boy replied, "She's not here right now." The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone ... read more..

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1794

Pleasure For A Season

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2054

Quote #1449

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1632

Good Place to Live

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1847

One-liner #1000

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1834

Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1676

One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..

11 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1086

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..

11 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2687

Broccoli Max

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm. ... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1528

Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3955

A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1903

Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1039

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..

10 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4099

Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..

10 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3223

Superior Milk

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2197

Careless Words

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3093

Weight Loss

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1565

One-liner #0998

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..

10 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1749

Quote #1447

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4063

Politically Correct Light Bulb

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..

10 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

2560

What is That?

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1014

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..

09 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3276

Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1929

Punishment vs. Vengeance

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1515

One-liner #0997

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..