March 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

21 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1511

Mandatory Attendance

It used to be that in order for a college student to receive credit for a particular course, a card that listed his or her courses had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, pol... read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1758

Quote #1459

"You can't take it with you. The Egyptians tried and they got robbed." - Denzel Washington read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1236

Quote #1458

"I find the Trinity endlessly interesting but hopelessly above my pay grade and station." - Leonard Sweet read more..

21 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1929

Quote #1457

"At the end of the day, God's power is not primarily about victory over your particular situation. It's about the glory of His name on earth. Sometimes He does that by giving you victory over an obs read more..

21 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1999

Drug Dealer Tax Help

Attention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you! With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed ac... read more..

21 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3044

Lightheaded at Work

"These sparks are making me so lightheaded." read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1089

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1032

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3288

Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13578

Home Mechanic Tools

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1022

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..

19 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1971

Disappointment

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1919

Self Denial

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5304

Lent

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5932

German Food

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2461

Bird Calls

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1470

One-liner #1010

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1560

One-liner #1009

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1570

One-liner #1008

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1633

One-liner #1007

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1001

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2016

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

18 Mar

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

1904

First Chocolate

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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No ID

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1972

Blame

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1431

Quote #1456

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1421

Quote #1455

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1608

Quote #1454

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2246

Chemistry Pun

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now? SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1669

One-liner #1006

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

18 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1029

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..