April 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

18 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1527

Quote #1479

"God is glorified in his people by the way we experience him, not merely by the way we think about him." - John Piper read more..

18 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1116

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2016

If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels. You'll find "Salmon ... read more..

17 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3536

Cinderoofer

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. Our neighbors were having their... read more..

17 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1131

Cybersalt News - April 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everybody. Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

16 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3020

Salmon Wait

Waiting for Papa Bear to return with the salmon. ... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2372

Race Horses in a Stable

Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track record: "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1912

Battle Talk

When it comes to a battle with words, I'm always ready to mumble.... read more..

16 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2023

Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?

Sometimes an idea will take possession of my mind and literally run with it. Most of the time when an idea sees the condition of my mind it slowly walks away shaking its head. Someone said a mind is a... read more..

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1988

Heredity

With her brown eyes and curly hair, our youngest daughter takes after my husband. At three, she was a lively, mischievous girl, and people often remarked on how cute she was. One day I was standing wi... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1725

Quote #1478

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." - Oscar Wilde read more..

16 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1955

One-liner #1030

What do they put for 'hair color' on the driver's licenses of bald men?... read more..

16 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1162

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low Enjoy t... read more..

15 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2772

Tough Hunting Call

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry b... read more..

15 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2493

Flying Low

Excuse me, sir, but you are flying low. ... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1967

Quote #1477

"Some burn up in the fire. Others are refined by it." read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1794

Bovine Delivery

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-CALF-inated. ... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1781

Teacher Parents

My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning as our eight-year-old Maggie was getting ready for school, I peeked into her room to be sure she had tidied ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3157

You Know You're in Trouble When

You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich. Your suggestion box starts ticking. You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, a... read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1621

One-liner #1029

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1215

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2016

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

14 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1919

Quote #1476

"Selfishness is a disease that suffocates our capacity to love." read more..

14 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1913

Subjectivity

My daughter was coming home from work late one night, when she came across a huge building fire. As she was stuck in traffic, she thought to herself, "I must be a half a mile away from the fire, and I... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3192

Little Voice

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't."... read more..

14 Apr

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4610

Time to Visit

Apparently the sign guy is not a fan of the pastor. ... read more..

14 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1708

Flight Memories

A round-trip plane ticket: Boy, that really takes me back.... read more..

14 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1517

One-liner #1028

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1226

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup Also, for those of you who have web sit... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2753

Swindled

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked ... read more..

13 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3645

Cat Cup

When a cat wants it that waya cat wants it that way. (It's definitely different from this method) ... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7441

Chocolate Laughs

Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The following 11 reasons are all viable options for yourself or a friend to eat chocolate with a clear conscience. ... read more..