May 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

06 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1687

Jedi Utensils

Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally tells him, “U... read more..

06 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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GPA

At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful ... read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2037

Raising Children and Bamboo

Did you know that there is a certain type of bamboo in Japan that only flowers once every 120 years? It's certainly puzzling how this plant can keep track of time, but everything 119 years before it ... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

6556

Geraniums

A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the clerk if there were any potted geraniums he could buy. "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "We don't h... read more..

06 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

952

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2016

Mother's Day is this Sunday, so if you are going to buy your mom a present leave some time for shopping. After all, as the newest picture on the Cybersalt Site reminds us, she certainly spent a lot of... read more..

05 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Enough Shopping

Oh mom, enough shopping! Thanks to Sarah Joy Visser for permission to use this picture!... read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2335

Massachusetts Shorts

Khakis (n.): what you need to start the car in Boston.... read more..

05 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1390

One-liner #1046

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1944

Eyes of Love

My mother's friend joined Weight Watchers, and the other day when she was getting ready to go to the weekly meeting her little grandson asked her where she was going. She said she was going to her fat... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3786

Pray Loud

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRA... read more..

05 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

998

Cybersalt News - May 5, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Also, happy Cinco de Mayo, which co-incidentally fell on May 5 this year! There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Rhino Breeding" at:www.cyb... read more..

04 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6162

Rhino Breeding

It was clear something had definitely gone wrong in the rhino breeding program. ... read more..

04 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3076

This Little Piggy

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the... read more..

04 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1714

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

I used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.... read more..

04 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1781

Quote #1493

"When the dead hand of rationalism holds Christianity in its stony grip, all energy and vitality is drained out of it, not to mention miracle and mystery." - Leonard Sweet read more..

04 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1045

George Burns has some of the best one-liners! George: Gracie, did the nurse ever happen to drop you on your head when you were a baby? Gracie: Oh no! We couldn't afford a nurse, my mother had to do ... read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bathroom Sign

Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story. It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working. She had another bathroom... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 4, 2016

Have you ever been to a BBQ and asked for a doggie bag? If not, you might not want to start at this "Free BBQ".www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/free-bbq Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!&nb... read more..

03 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1492

"Think it through to its logical conclusion, and if the outcome is something that God would condemn, put a stop to it immediately." - Oswald Chambers read more..

03 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1809

Skinny Lane

If you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.... read more..

03 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1493

One-liner #1044

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?... read more..

03 May

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Free BBQ

Be careful if you ask for a doggie bag. ... read more..

03 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Dependency On God

Prayer of a child: "Bless my mom and dad ... and dear God, take good care of Yourself. If anything happens to You, we're sunk."... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ladies' Tee

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Murray was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee b... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 3, 2016

If you've ever had a tingling sense like something was up, you'll understand how Sharon often feels. Check out "Tingling Senses" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/tingling-senses Enjo... read more..

02 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1491

You, Lord, keep my lamp burning; my God turns my darkness into light. With your help I can advance against a troop; with my God I can scale a wall. - Psalm 18:28-29 read more..

02 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tingling Senses

Sharon's senses were tingling again. ... read more..

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

02 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood

Top 10 Wrong Ways to Initiate Your Son Into Manhood 10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty. 9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own ... read more..