May 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

20 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1913

One-liner #1059

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.... read more..

20 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3099

Surreal Construction

Bill and Jane soon eventually regretted hiring"Surreal Construction" to do their reno. ... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1000

Today's Funny Picture is a good reminder to pay attention to the name of any contractors you are hiring to do home renovations. You'll find "Surreal Construction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/s... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1906

Soggy Bob

That SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3059

Quote #1506

Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone. Take care of your words when you are with people. read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2250

Second Career

A RETIRED Navy admiral, my father began a second career working in a bank. One morning, while he prepared his desk for the day, he was approached by a young officer from the nearby Naval base. "Sorry... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

3995

Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a low moan. His distress was so great that the cop w read more..

19 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1394

One-liner #1058

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1127

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's even "chickenier" this week thanks to Cybersaltine, Martha Long, who dressed her dogs up in a chicken costume and submitted pictures of them through the Cybersalt Faceb... read more..

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3008

Dull Razor

One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. "What's the matter?" she called o... read more..

18 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3302

Election Results

Interest in election results is at an all-time high! ... read more..

18 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2617

Quote #1505

"When I regarded God as a tyrant, I thought sin a trifle; but when I knew him to be my father, then I mourned that I could ever have kicked against him. When I thought that God was hard, I found it read more..

18 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1466

One-liner #1057

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.... read more..

18 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2016

Preparing for Parenthood

Brian and Cathleen took their newborn, Emily, to meet her cousins, Erin and Savannah, in Oklahoma. The cousins were delighted with her and watched everything the adults did with Emily including changi... read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

8732

A Brother Names the Babies

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a car accident and is knocked unconscious. When she wakes up 3 days later she sees that she is no longer pregnan... read more..

18 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1831

Narcissistic Humility

I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.... read more..

18 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1061

Cybersalt News - May 18, 2016

A new Funny Dog Video has been added to the Cybersalt Site. It shows a husky that really wants a bath. Check out "Husky Bath" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/husky-bath Enjoy the rest of toda... read more..

17 May

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

3521

Husky Bath

This husky really wants a bath! ... read more..

17 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1935

Getting Rid of the Monsters

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me." "Hmmm," said the... read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3696

Invitation

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she looked up suspiciously at her husband. "Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother saying she isn't accepting our invitatio... read more..

17 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1423

Quote #1504

"Nobody wants a God who declines to deal with evil. They just want a God who declines to deal with their evil" - Greg Gilbert read more..

17 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1329

One-liner #1056

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.... read more..

17 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1789

That Explains It!

I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.... read more..

17 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1040

Cybersalt News - May 17, 2016

Sometimes it's hard to relax when you finally get away from work. Hopefully you have an easier time than Joanne is in today's newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Still at th... read more..

16 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2862

Misplaced Love

I told my girlfriend last night how much I loved her, and she said that I must have been out drinking again. I asked her why she would say that, and she said, "Because I'm your father."... read more..

16 May

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

3217

Still at the Office

Joanne kept forgetting she wasn'tback at the office. ... read more..

16 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1723

Quote #1503

"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." - C.S. Lewis read more..

16 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1979

Math Coffee

When a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.... read more..

16 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1405

One-liner #1055

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.... read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3622

Hearing Test

A man goes to his doctor and says "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?" The doctor replies: "Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the ki... read more..