May 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

16 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1563

Savor of Christ

Charles Spurgeon once told of a young preacher asking for feedback from a sermon, and who asked what an older pastor found wrong with his sermon. This was the old preacher's response: "There was no ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

977

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2016

Some people think it would be cool to have a time machine and then there are those people who need a time machine to bee cool. The latter is the case with the person in today's Funny Picture on the Cy... read more..

15 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1073

Cybersalt News - May 15, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's Cybersalt News features a humble request from long-time Cybersaltine, Walter Smith. Walter writes: "This my pal Jacob Meek. He loves getting postcards, I hav... read more..

14 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2166

Forgiveness and Temptation

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have ci... read more..

14 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1380

One-liner #1054

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?... read more..

14 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2734

Time Machine Cool

Gerald was one time machineaway from being cool. ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3353

Divy It Up

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes: "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to... read more..

14 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1532

Quote #1502

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." – Josh Billings read more..

14 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2407

Adhesive Question

Glue stick: is that redundant or an epoxymoron? ... read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3427

Biblical Spokespersons

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? ... read more..

14 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 14, 2016

The newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site shows a couple of guys who obviously have missed a few human resources seminars. You'll find "No Girls Allowed" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/no-girls... read more..

13 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2867

Cat Commandments

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. read more..

13 May

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5163

No Girls Allowed

"Hey Barry and Frank,It's human resources on line 1." read more..

13 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1461

One-liner #1053

Children seldom misquote you; in fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.... read more..

13 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2112

Bus Stop

Once there was couple traveling on a bus in a mountainous area. Close to their destination they decided to get off a bit early and enjoy a short walk the rest of the way. After the couple got off the... read more..

13 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2271

Quote #1501

Jesus did not say “Come to my seminar.” Or “Come to my conference.” Jesus said “Come to my table;” “Come and dine;” “Come and see” and "Come to me." - Leonard Sweet read more..

13 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1775

Math Decorator

Hey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 13, 2016

Just because you don't like sardines is no reason to throw the baby out. You'll understand when you see the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/baby-sardines... read more..

12 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3913

Baby Sardines

Remember to not throw the baby outwith the sardines. ... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2086

Kindness

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sunda... read more..

12 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1408

One-liner #1052

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.... read more..

12 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1669

Transit Bait

In order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.... read more..

12 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2059

Quote #1500

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better from Quotabl read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4029

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on... read more..

12 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3080

Nail Biting

Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day. "I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said. "Oh, my Elmer used to do the... read more..

12 May

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3850

Babysitter Resume

Somebody didn't read their babysitter's resume very close. ... read more..

12 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - May 12, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site is a reminder to read your babysitter's resume carefully. You'll find "Babysitter Resume" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

11 May

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1883

Quote #1499

"Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy." - C.S. Lewis read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2245

God's Beauty Tips

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others. To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, discontentment, and the need to control... read more..

11 May

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1533

One-liner #1051

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread.... read more..