Monthly Archive

July 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 132 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
5433

Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3225

Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1838

Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1890

Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2045

The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1433

One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
997

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July.  Daily mail... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2131

Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

Clean Jokes
6054

Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1448

One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1867

Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
4648

Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..

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