July 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

27 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1959

Successful Marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, "Many ... read more..

27 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

886

Cybersalt News - July 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Ketchup Muster" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/ketchup-muster Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

26 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1773

Vapor After-Life

R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.... read more..

26 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4168

Ketchup Muster

The new guy's job performance didn't pass muster. ... read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1708

Quote #1531

"History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again." - Maya Angelou read more..

26 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3189

Phone Calls

Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm sorry, there's no such listing. Are you sure you have the spelling correct?Caller : Well, it used to be called the... read more..

26 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1890

Give Tech Support a Break

Our tech company uses satellite communications to send and receive messages from tugboats moving barges up and down major rivers. Each day, by 2pm, the tugboats send data on the day's activities to th... read more..

26 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

907

Cybersalt News - July 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dental Therapy" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dental-therapy Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

25 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2861

Time to Pick Up

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. ... read more..

25 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4163

Dental Therapy

Judy got $50 for every patient referred to the child therapist next door. ... read more..

25 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1406

One-liner #1082

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.... read more..

25 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2208

Quote #1530

"Most Christians don't hear God's voice because we've already decided we aren't going to do what He says." - A.W. Tozer read more..

25 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2244

No Bologna

Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."... read more..

25 Jul

Clean Jokes

3562

Birthday Heart Attack

Realizing at the last minute that it was his father's birthday, a teenage boy rushed to the corner store to grab a card. He quickly found a son-to-father card but neglected to read it carefully.... read more..

25 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2274

Knowing Your Spouse

One of the funniest memories I have of the trials and tribulations of making the journey from childhood to adulthood was our annual summer vacation trek from Chicago to a cabin usually someplace on a ... read more..

25 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

867

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2016

There are 5 Sundays remaining in my 6-month sabbatical. One of the things that I have gained from this time of rest is a new sense of fashion. You can see one of my new outfits at:www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

24 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2272

Vengeance

In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket she received for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she wa... read more..

24 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4251

Wet Clothes

Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "stop and count to 10" periods than any of the others. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came... read more..

24 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

880

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..

23 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5547

Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..

23 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2570

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1939

Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! It is Spam!... read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1463

One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

4277

Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1776

Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

881

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

22 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5684

Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1884

Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..

22 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2780

What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1967

Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..