July 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

18 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2070

Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him." - AW Tozer read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3418

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2262

Dig that Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1034

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3256

Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..

17 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

972

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..

16 Jul

Videos

Pastor Tim

4217

Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..

16 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1807

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..

16 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1933

Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

3303

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..

16 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1686

Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..

16 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1717

Homage to Fromage

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1438

One-liner #1075

Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

940

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

15 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2183

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are. So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..

15 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3828

The New Alphabet for Older People

The New Alphabet for Older People A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is fo... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2274

Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1814

Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

3251

Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1769

Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1478

One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

952

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

14 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2471

Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4094

Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1653

Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..

14 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1523

One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

3206

Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..

14 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2544

Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

965

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..

13 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..