August 2016 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3083

Get Along Shirt

This parenting method may not be working on everyone it's intended for. ... read more..

31 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2768

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy,... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1469

One-liner #1113

Dying is not popular; it has never caught on. That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion. - George Burns... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1962

Reconciliation, Divorce, Remarriage

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1751

Quote #1561

"Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart." - Unknown read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

13483

Oily Hair

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned ... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1645

Sports Close-up

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 31, 2016

In keeping with yesterday's back to school funny picture, here is a bus some parents might be too eager to put their kids on at this time of year. You will find "Back to School Rush" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2013

Alcohol, Self-Control, Addiction

A nervous attendant on a flight announced: "I don't know how this happened, but we have 100 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyon... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1441

One-liner #1112

Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot; he looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

3709

You Need A New Car When

You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. - You acciden... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1439

Quote #1560

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1574

Grandfather Snack

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.... read more..

30 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1019

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2016

In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Long Road Ahead" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3722

Catholic Dictionary

*Catholic Dictionary* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your recei read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3117

Magic Trick

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man s... read more..

29 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2792

Long Road Ahead

Somebody has a long road ahead. ... read more..

29 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2385

Prayer, Spiritual Leadership

The wives of two Baptist pastors, had a friendship that was unending. Were sitting together as they worked - their husband's clothes they were mending. One said to the other, "My poor John is so dis... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3434

Mr. Jones Is History

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..

29 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1569

Quote #1559

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..

29 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1550

Soda Test

We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.... read more..

29 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

939

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:www.cyb... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

4151

Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... read more..

28 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1571

One-liner #1111

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.... read more..

How fast the shades of summer have faded

28 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1785

How fast the shades of summer have faded

Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over. Back in “the day,” a minute had 60 seconds. An hour had 60 m... read more..

28 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

926

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe I should go out ... read more..

27 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1866

Making Victoria Candy

Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. ... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1473

One-liner #1110

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

3554

IAMS Hotline

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..

27 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1984

Concentrate

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..