August 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

14 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3397

Elevator Rethink

Maybe the stairs would be a better choice. ... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

921

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2016

Sunday greetings, everyone. The Cybersalt Newsletters did not go out yesterday. Mrs. Cybersalt and I had family over and took the time to enjoy them. This morning, as you will see in the picture to t... read more..

13 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1756

Pinching Pennies in a Nickel Economy

An incident happened this past week that created for me a certain pause to think about things. I don’t often think about too many things. After all, with only one little gray cell, it is hard to thin... read more..

13 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1964

Criticism, Feedback, Judgement

A minister was opening his mail one morning and drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "FOOL." The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people ... read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2444

Quote #1546

"My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight li read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4609

The Good Night Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1674

Twelve-Step Stop

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7575

Self Defense

During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self-defense. After he presented a number of different situations in which they might... read more..

12 Aug

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

3084

Eye Appointment Procrastination

It looks like somebody put off their eye exam a little too long. ... read more..

12 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

963

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2016

Have you been procrastinating about going for an eye exam? Today's Funny Car picture is a good example of why you shouldn't. You'll find "Eye Appointment Procrastination" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

11 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1599

Quote #1545

The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply. - Stephen R. Covey read more..

11 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2043

Marriage, Engagement

Little Billy took his girlfriend downtown to get married. The marriage license clerk smiled and explained that they were both much too young. Little Billy asked, "Could you give us a learners permit... read more..

11 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1502

One-liner #1097

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1531

Weather Hunting

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - August 11, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. It seems we've been cutting our birthday cakes incorrectly all these years. What do you think? Leave a comment at the bottom of t... read more..

10 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

947

Cybersalt News - August 10, 2016

The newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today is proof that some people are too eager to shed their cocoons and fly like a butterfly. You'll find "Butterfly Dreams" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-p... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2897

Shark Gel

Flight fifty was having a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice came over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume the crash position. We have lost o... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3035

Last Requests

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their Maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given ... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1607

Quote #1544

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3512

Meet Me For Lunch

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2083

Reaching the Unchurched

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1668

International Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1365

One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2526

Release Plea

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..

10 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2492

How to Cut a Cake Correctly

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2840

Butterfly Dreams

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying? ... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1673

Painful Spread

Forbidden fruits create many jams.... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1483

Quote #1543

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3752

I'll Call Back

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2235

Courage

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..