August 2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

$One-liner #1095$

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1521

One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2019

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3591

Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

09 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3081

Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours. When they were ready to continue t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

924

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1868

Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1515

Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3773

I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2173

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1541

One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3579

Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

926

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

07 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

2725

Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

3514

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

07 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2682

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

950

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks." You can ... read more..

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2686

Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1465

One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1571

Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

931

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean? Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either? Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2837

Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3483

Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1801

One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3697

Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2714

Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1611

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1711

Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

950

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..