August 2016 - Monthly Archive

27 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1837

Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1852

Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

949

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

3877

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

26 Aug

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

3198

Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

26 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3545

One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1430

One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

26 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1948

State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3144

Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1515

Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

932

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5107

Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

25 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1901

Quote #1556

"Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1606

Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2363

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

3692

Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1400

One-liner #1108

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1791

Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

24 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3055

Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2045

Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog, the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1573

Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1395

One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

3571

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

4650

Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2861

Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1787

Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2431

Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1729

Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..