August 2016 - Monthly Archive

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

5911

Sinner

The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are with... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1751

Quote #1550

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Abraham Joshua Heschel read more..

18 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1884

Hairy Adjustment

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.... read more..

18 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1467

One-liner #1102

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.... read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

948

Cybersalt News - August 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I cannot sing Britney Spears' song "Oops! ... I did it again", but I sure do get lots of chances to say its title. To summarize my latest error between my keyboard and seat... read more..

17 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1610

Quote #1549

"We must beware in our attitude toward people who are suffering that we do not blunder by imagining our point of view to be the only one." - Oswald Chambers, in Baffled to Fight Better read more..

17 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2838

You Should See

Two small-town merchants were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference. There was a large party thrown, with lots of food and refreshments. At the end of the party, they... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1435

One-liner #1101

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1672

Down with Newton

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.... read more..

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3044

A Picture of Peace

There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and ... read more..

17 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2298

Paul Hunt - Balance Beam Performance

Gymnastics clown, Paul Hunt, is no slouch on the balance beam - except maybe when he is hanging underneath it. ... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3331

Miles and Eggs

The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Mike," she said. "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are three dollars a dozen, how ol... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

945

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2016

Yesterday's FunBlog entry was pretty popular so I've added another of Paul Hunt's comedy gymnastic routines today. You'll find "Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/pau... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1472

One-liner #1100

"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists." - Joan Gussow read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1559

Quote #1548

"Everywhere else in the world, loveliness precedes love. Only in the Gospel does love precede loveliness." - Tullian Tchividjian read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2936

Tofu for Memory

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1997

Parenting, Role Models, Swearing

A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear that?" "My daddy said it," he responded. "Well, it doesn't matter,... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3085

Puppy Mark

An effusive client brought a litter of puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. She loved them so much, she couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits. As the look-alik... read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1846

One-liner #1099

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.... read more..

16 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

994

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2016

Do you prefer the summer Olympics, Winter Olympics, or no Olympics at all? Regardless of your answer, I think you can appreciate the the athleticism and hilarity of Paul Hunt's gymnastic routine on th... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1700

Elemental Funeral

When chemists die, they barium.... read more..

15 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2811

Paul Hunt - Uneven Bars Performance

A wonderful video of the talented and hilarious gymnast, Paul Hunt, on the uneven bars. ... read more..

15 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2523

Paul Hunt - Floor Exercise Performance

Enjoy the talented and funny gymnast, Paul Hunt, performing this floor exercise. ... read more..

15 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3704

Want To Go To Heaven

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a ... read more..

15 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2040

Quote #1547

“Blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him. They will be like a tree planted by the water that sends out its roots by the stream. It does not fear when heat comes; read more..

15 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1806

Wedding Vows

Mrs. Frobisher and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, and everyone had driven off to the receptio... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3155

Scheduled Shot

At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. T... read more..

15 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1416

One-liner #1098

When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me; looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either.... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3220

Name That Baby

When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private conversations. One day, when Diane and her 4-year-... read more..

15 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 15, 2016

Sometimes it's the little things that give us confidence or concern in a product we're using - as evidenced by the newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Elevator Rethink" at:ww... read more..