September 2016 - Monthly Archive

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

969

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site to... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5415

Corporate Listening

The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man who suggested the company save p... read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1675

One-liner #1128

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for ... read more..

28 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Don't Drink Sign

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs." ... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

In the Pink

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2225

Common Sense

My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1759

English Buns

"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them." read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1576

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of G read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1062

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdom" at:www.westsi... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1636

Self Static

"I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted. read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2162

Someone Who Understands

Bob Weber, past president of Kiwanis International, told this story. He had spoken to a club in a small town and was spending the night with a farmer on the outskirts of the community. He had just rel... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1594

One-liner #1127

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.... read more..

24 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1909

Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology

Recently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringi... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2114

Quote #1575

"The eyes of all look to you, LORD, and you give them their food at the proper time. You open your hand and satisfy the desires of every living thing." Psalm 145:15-16 read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5040

Engine Trouble

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..

22 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1498

One-liner #1126

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

3486

Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..

22 Sep

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

4719

Cat Elephant Butt

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge. ... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2441

Choosing a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..

22 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

8793

Quote #1574

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

949

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3474

Pass the Pie Please

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit. There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

18 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1203

To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

7310

Cow-isms

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

18 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1767

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

975

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays. This will allow me to devote time... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1560

Lofty Vision

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1016

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1481

Quote #1573

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

16 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

I Can Make This Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His th... read more..