September 2016 - Monthly Archive

05 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1565

"Those who know your name trust in you, for you, Lord, have never forsaken those who seek you." Psalm 9:10 read more..

05 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2796

Play With Your food

Since childhood, Annette had played with her food. ... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1416

One-liner #1117

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

3476

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Hospital Complaints

Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation. By the time a pair... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1983

Safari Lesson

"That's the last time I pet a lion!" - said Tom offhandedly read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

813

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2016

Happy 28th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. It has been a while since I featured one of her blog posts so here's a link to her whole site:www.movingwithgod.com There is a new entry in the FunBlog tod... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 4, 2016

Sunday greetings everone. Rev. James Snyder has lost the vegetables and healthy eating argument wth his wife. You can read about that in "The Vegetable War in the Parsonage" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2148

Eluding God

In 1981, a Minnesota radio station reported a story about a stolen car in California. Police were staging an intense search for the vehicle and the driver, even to the point of placing announcements o... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1804

One-liner #1116

George: Rich, ME? No, I'm a pauper. Gracie: Congratulations! Boy or girl?... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8967

Career Choice

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and... read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3676

Quote #1564

"People are equal in the same way pennies are equal. Some are bright, others are dull; some are worn smooth, others are sharp and fresh. But all are equal in value for each penny bears the image of read more..

One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

03 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1900

One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

Here is a fun and inspiring look at our home, planet earth, from 1 million miles away. ... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

4573

AAADD

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to wash th... read more..

03 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1917

The Vegetable War in the Parsonage

Lately, a little bit of tension has developed between the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. It has been a long time coming and I am afraid it has arrived. After decades of being married,... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1707

Bathroom Accident

"I dropped the toothpaste!" - says Tom, crestfallen read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2016

The newest Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site would be sure to wreck even the calmest drive by the sea. You'll find "Quiet Drive by the Sea" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/quiet-drive-by-the-s... read more..

02 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3033

Sudden Devastation

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady... read more..

02 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

2780

Quiet Drive by the Sea

So much for a quiet drive by the sea. ... read more..

$One-liner #1115$

02 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1510

One-liner #1115

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.... read more..

Progress, Forgetting How It Was, Television

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2157

Progress, Forgetting How It Was, Television

Black and White [An ode to times long gone; for older folks only. Under 40, you just won't understand.] You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair u... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

3802

Finally

A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any r... read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1779

Quote #1563

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Unknown read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1659

Fruit Regret

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" - said Tom dolefully read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

947

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2016

One man's junk is another man's trailer - as you can see in the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Junk Trunk" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/junk-trunk Enjoy the r... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4018

Junk Trunk

A creative way to use that trunk in your junk. ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1564

One-liner #1114

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.... read more..

01 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2250

Victory, Faith in God

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history mus... read more..

01 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1549

Quote #1562

Regarding prayer: "What Christ needed, we cannot afford to neglect." - Alexander MacLaren read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3616

What Time Is It?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As ... read more..