October 2016 - Monthly Archive

30 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 30, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Rev. James Snyder was recently phoned by some computer scammers and he took it as an opportunity to have some fun. You can read "How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone N... read more..

29 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Directions to Our Father's House

*Directions to Our Father's House* Make a Right onto "Believing Blvd." Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the "Bridge of Faith," whi read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Houdini Wannabe

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could ... read more..

How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?

29 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number?

I am not one easily rattled. When I am rattled, look out for anything can happen. For the most part, I try to stay calm, cool and collected. Then there are times when I have had enough and I am not g... read more..

29 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1585

"As followers of Christ we do not have the freedom to say anything we want, to blurt out whatever is on our mind." - Tim Cameron read more..

29 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Angles

Are you cold?? Go sit in the corner; it's 90 degrees! ... Isn't that acute joke?... read more..

29 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1137

You can't make everyone happy; you are not pizza.... read more..

27 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Beethoven Buried

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven ... read more..

27 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Sympathy

Rod and one of his fellow soldiers were assigned to wax the floors of their barracks. They'd heard that if they got the wax really hot, it would just glide across the floor, cutting their labor time i... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Piranha Spell

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To my delight, he went to the dictionary to solve his probl... read more..

27 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 27, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wave pools are a lot of fun to swim in - unless they are used for ocean testing. You'll see what I mean when you watch "FloWave Exhibition" in the FunBlog at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

27 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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FloWave Exhibition

Here's a wave pool you may enjoy swimming in - or not! read more..

26 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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The Science of You

You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ... then you energy!... read more..

26 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1136

Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.... read more..

25 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1584

"How we walk with the broken speaks louder than how we sit with the great." - Bill Bennot read more..

Hallowed Be Your Name - The Lord's Prayer

23 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Hallowed Be Your Name - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer teaches us that God's name shoud be treated as holy. Just as our names are important to us because they are who we are, so to are the names of God. Listen Online: {audio}p read more..

23 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 23, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today the Cybersalt Site is revisiting a Rev. James Snyder devotional. It touches on a topic near and dear to many of you - coffee. You can read "A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot Ab... read more..

22 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us

This week I came face-to-face with a genuine dilemma. I had several meetings across town and for some reason I miscalculated and ended up with a 2-1/2 hour gap between meetings. I hate to waste time, ... read more..

22 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Poor Health

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history. After he finished all seventeen pages, he looked at me and said, "You look bet... read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Matching Shoes

John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a tr... read more..

22 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1583

"If any man thinks ill of you, do not be angry with him; for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - Charles H. Spurgeon read more..

22 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Missing Digits

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.... read more..

22 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1135

If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.... read more..

20 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 20, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My son-in-law, Matt Sampson, loves soccer. For that reason I like soccer as a thing someone I love enjoys. The newest Funny Sign on the Cybersalt site today might be an int... read more..

19 Oct

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Exciting Soccer

Finally, a way to make soccer exciting! ... read more..

19 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1582

"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone - except God." - Billy Graham read more..

19 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Communication in Marriage

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Can Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do a... read more..

19 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Minister Drive By

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Elevation Humor

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.... read more..