December 2016 - Monthly Archive

17 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites: * Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly * We three kings of porridge and tar * On the first ... read more..

17 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1149

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 15, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank-you to everyone who is praying for Flower and helping her family. Flower is recovering from a fever which ended up in a trip to the doctor for a prescription. S... read more..

14 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Bethlehem Rhapsody

It might be safe to say that puppets have seen their day (unless you are talking to someone with a puppet on their hand), but these puppets buck that trend as they sing the Christmas story Bohemian Rh... read more..

14 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chocolate Night Before Christmas

The Chocolate Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hipsWere Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with careIn hope... read more..

$One-liner #1148$

14 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1148

Regarding "Descriptions:" This fact is clear to those who know it.... read more..

11 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Overcoming Blindspots

As a work in progress, we continue to have blindspots that prevent us from seeing and receiving what Jesus wants to do in our lives, but they can be seen and overcome. Listen Online: {audio}podc read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1595

"Where did i say that you should buy so much stuff to celebrate my birthday!?" read more..

11 Dec

Videos

Pastor Tim

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The Paperclip

This video will give you a perspective on gratitude that only a small child could give. ... read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new inspirational video on the Cybersalt site today. We should all strive to be as grateful as the little girl in "The Paperclip" at:www.cybersalt... read more..

10 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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The Merrification of Christmas

One word defines Christmas. It is the word “merry.” I never tire of wishing people a Merry Christmas. Although, for some, it may not be politically correct, but for the rest of us who have at least tw... read more..

10 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Riches

Rick, my husband, and I had a hectic holiday schedule encompassing careers, teenagers, shopping, and all the required doings of the season. Running out of time, I got the stationer to print our signa... read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1147

Regarding "Descriptions:" Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 8, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's that time of the year again for a couple of my pet peeves. One is Christians being all rude and snooty about keeping Christ in Christmas. Of course I want keep C... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1594

Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, cloth the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the stranger and the unwanted child, care for the ill, love your enemies. - Steve Maraboli read more..

07 Dec

Clean Jokes

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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her mobile phone. The wife said, "... read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Family, Holiday Visits

A minister well known for his beautiful singing voice came home visibly upset after consulting with a new widow about funeral plans for her recently deceased husband. His wife asked him what was wrong... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1146

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" No two things are the same, no matter how you look at them.... read more..

04 Dec

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Horus Ruins Christmas

Here's a light hearted look at some of the suggestions people have made of gods Jesus is based on instead of truth - Merry Christmas! ... read more..

04 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Incarnationally His

Of all people, Jesus' followers should do Christmas differently, even incarnationally as He did. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161204.mp3{/audio} read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Is Rev. James Snyder as eccentric his wife thinks or is he just trying to find his purpose in life? You can decide for yourself by reading "Some Things Are Just Personal" a... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Weather Fail

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist!... read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1593

"Worry is believing God won't get it right." - Todd Wagner | Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

03 Dec

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Advent Conspiracy

Here's a great reminder and challenge for the advent season. ... read more..

03 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Some Things Are Just Personal

I will grant I have a few eccentricities. But, far less than the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has avowed through the years. Listening to her, a person might come to believe my eccentricities are... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Preparing For Ski Season

Ski season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn t... read more..

Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys

03 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Reasons Why My Children Do Not Need More Toys

By Tammy Rosenfeldt ~ They started off as babies who found my Tupperware drawer much more fascinating than their toy box. ~ The days I change the paper towel roll in the kitchen bring great exciteme... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1145

Regarding "Eternal Truths:" Show me an honest man and I'll show you a man who tells the truth.... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 1, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! What do you get when you combine skydiving and a meteorite? Why, you get the newest video added to the Fun Blog. You'll find "Skydiving Meteorite" at:www.cybers... read more..