2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1050

04 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1743

Good for Nothing

"My dad is a doctor. I can get sick for nothing," bragged one little boy. "Big deal," said his friend. "My dad is a minister, and I can be good for nothing." read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1298

One-liner #1023

"Wow! That butterfly's gonna be HUGE!" said the first person to find a mummy. read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1349

One-liner #1022

I finally found a diet plan that works; it's called "The Cost of Food."... read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1239

One-liner #1021

If you love something, let it go: unless it's balloons.... read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1396

One-liner #1020

Six ways I plan to overcome procrastination: 1.... read more..

04 Apr

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1415

One-liner #1019

If I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.... read more..

04 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1036

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1054

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a ve... read more..

02 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4842

Warm the Truck Up

Jim quickly regretted yelling at his wife to go warm the truck up. ... read more..

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2376

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the stre read more..

02 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

3061

Slow Down!

The highway was bare, not a car was in sight and bright moonlight on fields of surrounding snow on this January night made for easy visibility—I hardly even needed headlights.I had been away for the b... read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1932

Quote #1466

We will never be the person we wish to be, but that’s no excuse to be a jerk. We will never be the person we wish to be, but we can die trying. – Leonard Sweet read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4228

Airborne Recruiting

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school. "Well," he said, "its three weeks long." "What else," I asked. "The first week they... read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1860

Fibs, Truth, Honor

Common, Everyday Fibs * The check is in the mail. * I'll start my diet tomorrow. * We service what we sell. * Give me your number and the doctor will call you right back. * Money cheerfully refun... read more..

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1105

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2016

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-ca... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1895

Quote #1465

"The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing." - Zephaniah 3 read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1700

Math Reason

Know why I went off on a tangent? Cos.... read more..

01 Apr

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

5290

Plumber Repair

Being married to a plumber isn't always the benefit one might think. ... read more..

01 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3111

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired after a career of incompetence he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve a... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1864

Attention Fords!

If you leave a bottle of Ritalin inside a Ford Fiesta it will become a Ford Focus.... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6763

Worst Horse Ever

A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The trainer tells the jockey that this is the worst horse he has ever seen. It has had 23 races and finished last in ev... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1832

Winning Arguments

One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him. "Calling Aunt Sarah." "How could you have called Aunt ... read more..

01 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3273

Help the Poor

OK, even though the Baseball strike was averted - there is still a need. Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We h... read more..

01 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1233

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2016

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competitio... read more..

31 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2160

Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation

My paternal grandfather’s favorite holiday was April 1. He would spend months putting together some trick to fool either a family member or a friend. Both were assessable to his “tricks.” He could re... read more..

31 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2372

Not Your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition

This freestyle yo-yo performance is definitely not old school yo-yoing (rhymes with "going" - not "boing")! ... read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3439

The Mystery Of Women

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . . and still be afraid of a spide... read more..

31 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1992

Innocence

In the maternity ward of a hospital, newborn girl baby looks over at newborn boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you te... read more..

31 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2697

Quote #1464

"When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test." - Anonymous read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1131

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! (Don't be surprised if you feel tired for this one, after all, you've just reached the end of a 31 day March.) There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The firs... read more..