2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1080

30 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1463

"The glory of God is a human being made fully alive." - Iranaeus read more..

30 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. "What are they doing?" I asked our tour... read more..

Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?

30 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

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Why are you so afraid of subjective moral reasoning?

Many in the world think that subjective morals are a great basis for life. This young man's question about the same is answered very kindly and wisely by Ravi Zacharias. ... read more..

30 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Dog No Leave Park

I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think this dog wants to leave the park. ... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Bank Call

One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right person. When a customer called one day asking to speak with a bank representative, I said, "Of course, Sir. What ... read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Communication

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your co... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2613

Narcissist

Do people think you're a self-absorbed narcissist? You'd best take a long, hard look in the mirror.... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 30, 2016

Today I feel as though I have robbed you all of a great laugh due to an unfortunate oversight on my part. A new video of Scott Sterling playing volleyball was released today and when I went to link it... read more..

29 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Scott Sterling - Volleyball Star

You might recognize Scott Sterling from his amazing soccer career. This video is evidence that he is also one of the best volleyball players in the history of the game! ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3220

Duelling Judges

Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in court on the appointed day, no one was there, so instead of wasting time waiting around they decided to try eac... read more..

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1930

Advice

A young man is reported to have approached the renowned composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have the ambition to write symphon... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1018

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1630

One-liner #1017

One of the 'World's Strongest Man' events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1576

One-liner #1016

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... how did 2 sticks win out!?... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1015

It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your Facebook page.... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1632

Pawn Shops

Avoid pawn shops: you'll just get rooked.... read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1546

One-liner #1014

Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a week to get the rest of the money together."... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4663

Sorry, God

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. On the operating table she had a near-death experience, and was face-to-face with God. "Is it my time?" she asked. God rep... read more..

29 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today. Have you ever heard of printed magnets? Check them out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/printed-magnets Also, due to an error betwee... read more..

28 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1462

"A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a thousand moments of regret." - Anonymous read more..

28 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1461

Listen and silent are spelled with the same letters... read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Read The Label

It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised on television about six times a day. I was still living at home with my parents saving money for college. One af... read more..

28 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Printed Magnets

The invention of "printed magnets" is going to revolutionize the use of magnets like LED has revolutionized the use of light. ... read more..

28 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 28, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out how one business reduced product returns by 95% at "Tile Note": www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/tile-note Enjoy the rest of tod... read more..

27 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Commando Moses

Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out ... read more..

27 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Encouragement

While visiting the Atlanta area, I walked through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes. As I descended a hill, I saw a woman coming toward me, push... read more..

27 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shopping Vengence

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television in her purse. "Do you always carry read more..

27 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Tile Note

Returns have dropped 95% since this rule was made. ... read more..

27 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1460

"The resurrection of Christ is the most joyful event that ever came to pass." - Jonathan Edwards read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - March 27, 2016

Easter Sunday greetings: Jesus is Risen! If you are still in the mood for an Easter Sunday message there are 7 of my past ones on the Westside Bible Church website at:www.westsidefamily.org/tag/319-e... read more..