2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1140

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1075

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture page on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Lightheaded at Work" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lightheaded-at-work Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1018

Cybersalt News - March 22, 2016

I forgot to wish you all a happy spring! Of course, for all you Southern Hemisphericals, happy fall! Sorry, but it's time to give us the sun back for a few months. There is a new Funny Elephant Pictu... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is a true story, My husband's grandmother passed away and for many months afterwards my father-in-law made repe... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13564

Home Mechanic Tools

Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of radar device to locate expensive parts not far from the object we are tr... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1008

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2016

Palm Sunday greetings everyone! As I have mentioned before, I'm currently on a sabbatical from the church where I pastor. This means that for the first time in a long time I am not preaching on Palm ... read more..

19 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1963

Disappointment

I bought a box of self-improvement tapes: "How To Handle Disappointment." I got it home and the box was empty.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1906

Self Denial

Self Denial: I'll be giving up navel-gazing for Lint.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Lent

I gave up the word "loaned" for lent.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5920

German Food

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2452

Bird Calls

Bird calls for sale. Cheap.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1456

One-liner #1010

It's taken me hours, but I finally put together this IKEA joke.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1553

One-liner #1009

An apple a day keeps the doctor away; a garlic a day keeps everyone away!... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1564

One-liner #1008

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1625

One-liner #1007

I really wish the dollar store would start selling gas.... read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

992

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2016

There is a new inspiring video on the Cybersalt Site today. It features hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. You can watch "First Chocolate" at:www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/first-ch... read more..

18 Mar

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

1894

First Chocolate

Here is a video of hard working men tasting chocolate for the first time. It's a humbling reminder for all in those times when they feel like their efforts to make a living are not accomplishing much,... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3426

No ID

A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hes... read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1958

Blame

When the English playwright Oscar Wilde arrived at his club late at night after witnessing the first presentation of a play that had been a complete failure, someone asked. "How did your play go tonig... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1456

"When Christ calls a man, he bids him come and die." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1455

"You will have a deep church and a profound church if you know Jesus deeply and profoundly." - Leonard Sweet read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1600

Quote #1454

"If you follow Jesus long enough and far enough, you will trespass on the fields of the impossible." - Mark Batterson read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2234

Chemistry Pun

Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Potassium? K Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now? SURe How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1661

One-liner #1006

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"... read more..

18 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1018

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Men, in this store you must be very clearly and precisely when ordering. You'll find "Clearly and Precisely" at:www.cybersalt.org/f... read more..

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

10080

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities: 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Wet bonnet contest. 8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 7. Buttermilk kegger. 6. Blow past the Dairy Quee... read more..

17 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Clearly and Precisely

It is very important to speak clearly and precisely when ordering in this shop. ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1636

Tired of My Puns?

Sorry if you've groan tired of my puns; that's just how eye roll.... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2205

The Little Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice. The little voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas." The man is disturbed at what he hears and igno... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1553

One-liner #1005

I remember when yoga was called Twister.... read more..

17 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1453

"The more we pray, the more we shall want to pray. The more we pray, the more we can pray. The more we pray, the more we shall pray. He who prays little will pray less, but he who prays much will pr read more..