Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1323 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
4042

Dog Noise Complaint

After receiving noise complaints from neighbors, these people set up a nanny cam and caught their dog doing this. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
980

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2016

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Dog Video on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Noise Complaint" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-noise-complaint  Enjoy the r... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2027

Willful Sins, Signs vs. Obedience

By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the gam... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1640

Seminary Chops

Pork chops are on the menu down at the seminary tonight: They're casting a pig into a herd of D. Mins.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1711

One-liner #1004

Piety: you had me at pie.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3219

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer

Signs you aren't very competent with a computer: - You've backed-up your desktop by pushing it against the wall. - You've put foam around the computer to prevent it from crashing. - The soles of yo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1600

Quote #1452

"I really only love God as much as I love the person I love the least." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
984

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2016

There is a new Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Printed Headlight" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/printed-headlight  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6921

Printed Headlight

Jordan was beginning to suspect the 3D-printer he bought was a rip-off. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1859

Baker Spell

How could a baker not know how flower is spelt?... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2688

CaNaDa

Back in the 1800s, Canada's founding fathers gathered to brainstorm and discuss a name for their new country. One of the founding fathers really liked what the neighbors to the south did and pitched ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1707

Quote #1451

There is never going to be a time when you will look at God and say, "You're so predictable!" read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2047

Judgement, Self Righteousness, Assumption

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another. The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. H... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1734

One-liner #1003

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday and I'll tell you what . . . never again!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4070

Goober Celebration

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  An ice cream store employee is standing behind the co... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2853

Things Women Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things men will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-men-will-never-say You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I d... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1822

Things Men Will Never Say

Don't be too quick to be offended - you'll find a list of things women will never say at:www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/things-women-will-never-say Here honey, you use the remote. Ooh, Antonio... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
994

Cybersalt News - March 15, 2016

Tomorrow will be an exciting day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters as Joomla 3.5 (the software that runs the Cybersalt sites) is released. For those of you who have web sites running on Joomla you ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
5142

Cat Relax

I think I know who got into the muscle relaxants. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1013

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2016

When I first started putting One-liners on the Cybersalt Site, some people thought I was being pretty ambitious by numbering the first one "0001" so that they would continue to sort alphabetically (ye... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1795

Monastery Choir

The local monastery is looking for a choir director: apply if you get the chants.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1661

One-liner #1001

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2282

Soul Winning Efforts

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1577

Quote #1450

"The water only becomes wine when you draw some out." - Mark Chironna read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3388

Speeding Ticket

A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. Af... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3155

Goober Doubling

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober  Mr. & Mrs. Goober have been back from their honey... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2639

Solar Eclipse Seen From Satellite

On March 9, 2016, a solar eclipse was witnessed starting at sunrise over Sumatra and ending at sunset north of Hawaii. This is time lapse photography of that event as seen from Satellite Himawari... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1054

Cybersalt News - March 13, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. If you are reading this after about 10:00am in a part of the world where they turn the clocks forward an hour in the spring and you haven't done so yet, then you are probab... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1977

Will the Fat Lady PLEASE Sing!

We find ourselves once again in another political cycle. I call it a political cycle because everything is going around in circles. Each cycle seems to get bigger and bigger. For instance. One day a ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3516

Get Your Sister

A salesman telephoned a household and a young boy answered. "May I speak to your mother?" the salesman asked. The boy replied, "She's not here right now." The salesman then asked, "Is there anyone ... read more..