2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1200

12 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1785

Pleasure For A Season

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..

12 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2042

Quote #1449

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..

12 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1621

Good Place to Live

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..

12 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1825

One-liner #1000

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1826

Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1668

One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..

11 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1078

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..

11 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2676

Broccoli Max

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm. ... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1516

Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3942

A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1892

Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1027

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..

10 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4085

Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..

10 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3213

Superior Milk

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

10 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2188

Careless Words

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3082

Weight Loss

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1555

One-liner #0998

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..

10 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1739

Quote #1447

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4052

Politically Correct Light Bulb

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..

10 Mar

Videos

Pastor Tim

2546

What is That?

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1003

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..

09 Mar

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3267

Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1918

Punishment vs. Vengeance

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1506

One-liner #0997

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1977

Vision Trouble

I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3463

Checking Out

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused t... read more..

09 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1815

Quote #1446

"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1181

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

07 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3539

Wet Paint Warning

In this case "Wet Paint" is not the most important warning to put around this building. ... read more..

07 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6869

Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I ask... read more..