Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1323 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1794

Pleasure For A Season

"Mummy, my turtle's dead," the little boy, Andrew, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, "That's all right. We'll wrap read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2054

Quote #1449

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine." ~ D. L. Moody read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1632

Good Place to Live

What's so good about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1847

One-liner #1000

"Please pray for my wife; she married an idiot." @unappreciatedpastor read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1834

Cow Return

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1676

One-liner #0999

I'm called the master of suspense because... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1087

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2016

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a reminder of why we teach children to tell the truth. You can watch "Broccoli Max" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/broccoli-max Enjoy the ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2687

Broccoli Max

Apparently, if you want to surprise a kid with a trip to the circus, there are better ways than telling him you are going to a broccoli farm.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1528

Quote #1448

"The beauty is in the walking; we are betrayed by destinations." -Gwyn Thomas read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3955

A Dog Named Bear

Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually quite harmless. Though Bear has gone on to doggy heaven here are two great stories they often tell. Bear's pl... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1903

Military Service, Body Piercing

I am a 3-tour veteran of Vietnam and frown on body piercing (anywhere). As I was approaching Vietnam by air in our squadron, I looked down at the jungle and although I couldn't see anything going on,... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1039

Cybersalt News - March 11, 2016

There are two new pages on the Cybersalt Site today. The first one is in the inspiration video area. It may be hard to watch, but it's a good reminder to all of us who take care of or help seniors. Y... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4100

Fire Kids Distraction

"Take your kids to work day"had become a distraction. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3223

Superior Milk

The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.  Then one nun took the glass ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2197

Careless Words

While my son was on board the Navy carrier USS GEORGE WASHINGTON, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3093

Weight Loss

I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1565

One-liner #0998

I was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1749

Quote #1447

"We must find a way to unite what Jesus never divided - the sacred and the secular, spirit and matter, the divine and the common." -Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4063

Politically Correct Light Bulb

"How many politically-correct people does it take to screw in a light-bulb?" "Look, I don't know, but that's not funny." read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
2560

What is That?

It's not easy caring for elderly parents and relatives, and if you are doing so this may not be the easiest video to watch. But, it is a great reminder that like little children, we only have our elde... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1014

Cybersalt News - March 10, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday saw some exciting activity out front of Cybersalt World Headquarters. Crews were continuing their work to install fiber-optic cable in the neighborhood. Hopefully... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
3276

Little Hope Baptist Church

In hindsightincluding the street in the name of the new Baptist church was a mistake. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1929

Punishment vs. Vengeance

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. Th... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1516

One-liner #0997

Saying the same thing over and over again but expecting different results is called parenting.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1985

Vision Trouble

I'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3478

Checking Out

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1822

Quote #1446

"It is one thing to believe in God, but it is quite another thing to trust God." -Timothy Keller read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1193

Cybersalt News - March 8, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Wet Paint Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/wet-paint-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
3553

Wet Paint Warning

In this case "Wet Paint" is not the most important warning to put around this building. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6882

Window Washer

There was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe.  I said to him, "What do you do for a living?" He said, "I'm a former window washer." I ask... read more..