2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1230

07 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1864

Friendly Correction

Correction from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.... read more..

Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty

07 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2428

Freckles are Beautiful, Aging, True Beauty

An older woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who... read more..

07 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1619

One-liner #0996

I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.... read more..

07 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1549

Quote #1445

If we want to face ISIS, "our love needs to be more powerful than our sermons." - Johnnie Moore, March 1, 2016, Greater Toronto East Prayer Breakfast read more..

06 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1104

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Since resuming the Cybersalt newsletters I have not yet mentioned a new role that Mrs. Cybersalt and I have taken on together in our association of churches (www.agcofcanad... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3382

Card Dog

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog," the man commented. "He's not so sm... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3457

Trooper Delivery

One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver ... read more..

05 Mar

Inspiration

Pastor Tim

1438

Operation Wheelchair

When Staff Sergeant Mark Horsley went undercover on the notorious Downtown Eastside of Vancouver, Canada he found something surprising. ... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1146

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2016

When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver Island (Canada's balmiest climate) I realized that all my life I had been an Westerner trapped in an Easterner's body. Growing up I sometimes wondered if I could... read more..

03 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3641

Trains Plowing Through Snow

I don't know about you, but I get a warm feeling when I see trains plowing through cold snow. ... read more..

03 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2927

Mute Golf

A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read "I am mute. I am not able to speak. May I play through, please?" The first man a... read more..

03 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1957

Quote #1444

"In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy."~ William Blake read more..

03 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2531

Flamingo Act

When my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2007

Remarriage

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school 40 years ago. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, "Did you manage to live a well planned life?" "Oh yes," ... read more..

03 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1681

One-liner #0995

So I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7402

Deer Hunting

A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry h... read more..

02 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2991

Never Too Old

Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. But to be perfe... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1015

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2016

I'm back. I had hoped to keep sending out mailings while Mrs. Cybersalt and I were back east in Toronto (visiting our daughter, son-in-law, and grandson) but fun family times trumped fun computer time... read more..

02 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2119

Earthly Treasures

Showing his friend around his his home, Fred started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'm going to sell ever... read more..

02 Mar

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1759

Quote #1443

"Faith is saying, 'Here I am' before we know our mission. Fear is wanting to know our mission before we say, 'Here I am.'" - Leonard Sweet read more..

02 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2398

Martial Arts

Martial Arts: I use my boxing skills sparringly.... read more..

02 Mar

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1544

One-liner #0994

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3761

Moving Label

Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who take the time to label carefully boxes they pack for us. The accuracy of labels can make a huge difference wh... read more..

17 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1114

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I haven't mentioned this here yet, but my church has graciously and sacrificially given me a 6 month sabbatical, which began yesterday. The day started out very early with ... read more..

17 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1721

One-liner #0993

I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1867

Quote #1442

"Christians should not be optimists; we know too much about sin. We should also not be pessimists, for we know the living God." - Timothy Keller read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5592

Brain vs Brawn

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes,... read more..

15 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3358

Remove Child

Just in case some people go too far trying to save water! ... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1753

Quote #1441

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart form Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing." - C.S. Lewis read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4377

Accents

About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are pl... read more..