2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

05 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2751

Simple Prayer

"Simple Prayer" My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time. During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and to read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3357

Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of sou... read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1475

One-liner #1130

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1594

Convention Trick

Bought what I thought were a stack of classic Batman comic books from the 50's. Got 'em home and found the covers are Batman, but inside they're all Little Lulus! I think I've been the victim of some... read more..

A Substitute Way of Life - The Lord's Prayer

02 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1030

A Substitute Way of Life - The Lord's Prayer

The Lord's prayer, in Matthew chapter 6, is Jesus' substitute for hypocrisy and religious performance. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20161002.mp3{/audio} read more..

02 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2195

Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad

I am always super sensitive about my breath. I try to take care of it, but at times, I’m a little bit off schedule. I really do not know when my breath is really bad. For me, I only know my breath is... read more..

02 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

970

Cybersalt News - October 2, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. It turns out that James is pretty self-conscious about his breath. The good thing is that he is ver... read more..

01 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1485

Quote #1577

"You can know you have made God in your own image when He starts hating the same people you do." – Anonymous read more..

01 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1503

Florida News

Florida News: Now they are using alligators to make belts.... It's amazing what you can get alligators to do.... read more..

01 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1515

One-liner #1129

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.... read more..

01 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2024

Home Life

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a cra... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3270

Modern Tool Reality

Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on one's enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself. Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches ... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

968

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, September 28, 2016, was the 18th anniversary of the Cybersalt Site. Thanks for being a part of the fun! There is a new funny sign video on the Cybersalt Site to... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5414

Corporate Listening

The company I worked for had an employee suggestion competition, the entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man who suggested the company save p... read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1674

One-liner #1128

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily stairs - sorry for ... read more..

28 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

3276

Don't Drink Sign

Also, "Don't Drink and Paint Signs." ... read more..

28 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

In the Pink

One day there was a guy who was driving home from work when his jeep broke down. He looked down the road and saw a pink house and decided that he would see if he could stay there for the night. He wa... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2224

Common Sense

My friend has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1757

English Buns

"Ah, synonym rolls . . . just like grammar used to make them." read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1836

Quote #1576

"Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace. And your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace." Jerry Bridges, The Discipline of G read more..

25 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1061

Cybersalt News - September 25, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! My last two sermons (the first two after my 29 week stretch of not preaching) are on the Westside Bible Church web site. You'll find "Elephant Killing Wisdom" at:www.westsi... read more..

24 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1635

Self Static

"I keep shocking myself," said Tom, revolted. read more..

24 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2160

Someone Who Understands

Bob Weber, past president of Kiwanis International, told this story. He had spoken to a club in a small town and was spending the night with a farmer on the outskirts of the community. He had just rel... read more..

24 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1593

One-liner #1127

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.... read more..

24 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1909

Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology

Recently, and by that I mean within the last month, my cell phone has been ringing out of my shirt pocket. It is rather frustrating because I rarely give my number to anybody. But there it goes, ringi... read more..

24 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2113

Quote #1575

"The eyes of all look to you, LORD, and you give them their food at the proper time. You open your hand and satisfy the desires of every living thing." Psalm 145:15-16 read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5039

Engine Trouble

Many years ago before the days of cell phones and data, a friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He ... read more..

22 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1497

One-liner #1126

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

3486

Tiny Rose

A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a child and naming her for the wife's beloved Aunt Rose. But the baby was so tiny and precious, Rose was too mu... read more..

22 Sep

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

4717

Cat Elephant Butt

Is it a cat or an elephant? You be the judge. ... read more..