2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2439

Choosing a Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit... read more..

22 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

8791

Quote #1574

"When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

946

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and happy 70th birthday to my dad! Don't forget the change in the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest, which is only being sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays&nbs... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3472

Pass the Pie Please

A boy with a pea shooter, ran out of ammunition, and discovering a box of laxative pills, tried one in his blow gun. To his great joy, it fit. There was a boarding house near by, and every Wedn... read more..

To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

18 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1202

To Condemn or Not Condemn - There is No Question

Jesus' followers have not been called to a ministry of condemnation. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20160918.mp3{/audio} read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

7310

Cow-isms

*Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them read more..

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

18 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1766

Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities

One day this past week, I got up a little earlier than usual and to keep from waking up the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage I got my coffee and went to the back porch to enjoy a quiet early morning... read more..

18 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

972

Cybersalt News - September 18, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! I am announcing a change is the sending schedule of the Cybersalt Digest. It will only be sent out on Sundays and Chicken Thursdays. This will allow me to devote time... read more..

17 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1560

Lofty Vision

Optimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1014

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2016

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. Check out today's FunBlog entry "Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/spinning-top... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1481

Quote #1573

"It is much easier to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought." - Oscar Wilde read more..

16 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

I Can Make This Putt

Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, "I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?" His th... read more..

16 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2038

Spinning Top in a Vacuum Chamber

Nature, dogs, and many husbands abhor a vacuum. But, it seems that spinning tops love them. ... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1803

"I Do" Suggestion

Position on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.... read more..

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2018

Abuse of the Courts

A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How should I know?" the ma... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5918

On The Ball Mechanic

My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he hea... read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1364

One-liner #1125

I know a lot about cars; I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

925

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2016

A lot of kids are calmed by farm animals - others not so much. You'll find "Horse Scare" (I know, it's not a horse) at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horse-scare Enjoy the rest of today's mai... read more..

15 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

2573

Horse Scare

The counselor suggested giving Jimmy to a nice quiet day at the farm. ... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1722

Job Market Survey

Surveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1605

Quote #1572

"Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate." - Barnett R. Brickner read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2184

Barber Job Description

He prunes the foliage on your headAnd trims around the earSo you will look respectableWherever you appear. With special shears he thins your hairThen washes it with soapOr uses some restoring stuffTo... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

6836

Packing

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Ha... read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1441

One-liner #1124

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.... read more..

15 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - September 15, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mothers of twins have their hands full. Sometimes their husbands only add to the chaos. You'll see why in "Twins' Doctor Apointment" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/twi... read more..

14 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3389

Twins' Doctor Apointment

That was the day Julie asked Dan to take the twins to the doctor.... read more..

14 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2942

Mabel's Aid

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Ma... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1460

Hard to Explain

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.... read more..

14 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1978

Quote #1571

"The Lord is trustworthy in all he promises and faithful in all he does." Psalm 145:13b read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

3530

Cry On for Crayons

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't... read more..