2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

3940

Do You Understand?

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes. "Do you understand that what matters is whe... read more..

07 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5484

Dead Mule

A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the prea... read more..

07 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3227

Rubber Duck Race

There's always some guy who wants to go bigger. ... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

865

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2016

First impressions, though often wrong, are still very powerful - as Alice found out with her E-Harmony profile. You will find "E-Harmony Profile" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/e-harmony-profile ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3176

E-Harmony Profile

Alice's E-Harmony profile was not generating any leads. ... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1547

Quote #1566

"If I were called upon to state in a few words the essence of everything I was trying to say both as a novelist and as a preacher, it would be something like this: Listen to your life. See it for th read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2198

Faith and Suffering

I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said,... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

3337

Punishment

An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But my son has his own color TV, telephone, computer, every computer... read more..

06 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1683

One-liner #1118

On one hand, I'm indecisive, but on the other, I'm not.... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1590

Player Deficit

"We don't have a home-run hitter." - Tom, ruthlessly read more..

06 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

981

Cybersalt News - September 6, 2016

Do you have a kid who likes to play with their food? Maybe they'll grow up and do things like Anette in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Play With Your Food" at:www.cyb... read more..

05 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3786

Not Much of a Man

An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat a... read more..

05 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1825

Quote #1565

"Those who know your name trust in you, for you, Lord, have never forsaken those who seek you." Psalm 9:10 read more..

05 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2796

Play With Your food

Since childhood, Annette had played with her food. ... read more..

05 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1416

One-liner #1117

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

3478

Your Turn

A woman stood inside the front door, her arms full of coats. Four small children scurried around her. Her husband, coming down the stairs, asked why she was standing there. "Here," she said, handing... read more..

05 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1828

Hospital Complaints

Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital for observation. By the time a pair... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1986

Safari Lesson

"That's the last time I pet a lion!" - said Tom offhandedly read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

813

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2016

Happy 28th birthday to my daughter, Alyssa. It has been a while since I featured one of her blog posts so here's a link to her whole site:www.movingwithgod.com There is a new entry in the FunBlog tod... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

957

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2016

Sunday greetings everone. Rev. James Snyder has lost the vegetables and healthy eating argument wth his wife. You can read about that in "The Vegetable War in the Parsonage" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2150

Eluding God

In 1981, a Minnesota radio station reported a story about a stolen car in California. Police were staging an intense search for the vehicle and the driver, even to the point of placing announcements o... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1805

One-liner #1116

George: Rich, ME? No, I'm a pauper. Gracie: Congratulations! Boy or girl?... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8971

Career Choice

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and... read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3678

Quote #1564

"People are equal in the same way pennies are equal. Some are bright, others are dull; some are worn smooth, others are sharp and fresh. But all are equal in value for each penny bears the image of read more..

One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

03 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1901

One Year on Earth – Seen From 1 Million Miles

Here is a fun and inspiring look at our home, planet earth, from 1 million miles away. ... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

4575

AAADD

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes: I decide to wash th... read more..

03 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1917

The Vegetable War in the Parsonage

Lately, a little bit of tension has developed between the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself. It has been a long time coming and I am afraid it has arrived. After decades of being married,... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1709

Bathroom Accident

"I dropped the toothpaste!" - says Tom, crestfallen read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

896

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2016

The newest Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site would be sure to wreck even the calmest drive by the sea. You'll find "Quiet Drive by the Sea" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/quiet-drive-by-the-s... read more..

02 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3035

Sudden Devastation

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady... read more..