2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

02 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

2767

Quiet Drive by the Sea

So much for a quiet drive by the sea. ... read more..

$One-liner #1115$

02 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1498

One-liner #1115

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.... read more..

Progress, Forgetting How It Was, Television

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2144

Progress, Forgetting How It Was, Television

Black and White [An ode to times long gone; for older folks only. Under 40, you just won't understand.] You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair u... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

3792

Finally

A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!" The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any r... read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1770

Quote #1563

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Unknown read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1643

Fruit Regret

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" - said Tom dolefully read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

938

Cybersalt News - September 2, 2016

One man's junk is another man's trailer - as you can see in the newest Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Junk Trunk" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/junk-trunk Enjoy the r... read more..

01 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

4006

Junk Trunk

A creative way to use that trunk in your junk. ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1552

One-liner #1114

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.... read more..

01 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2242

Victory, Faith in God

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a sarcophagus containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history mus... read more..

01 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1539

Quote #1562

Regarding prayer: "What Christ needed, we cannot afford to neglect." - Alexander MacLaren read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3606

What Time Is It?

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As ... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1420

Negative Result

They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

954

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Even with the best intentions, some parenting techniques have different effects on different children. This can be clearly seen in the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt... read more..

31 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3070

Get Along Shirt

This parenting method may not be working on everyone it's intended for. ... read more..

31 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2748

Ticket Woes

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy,... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1460

One-liner #1113

Dying is not popular; it has never caught on. That's understandable; it's bad for the complexion. - George Burns... read more..

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1953

Reconciliation, Divorce, Remarriage

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.... read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1742

Quote #1561

"Forgiveness doesn't excuse their behavior. Forgiveness prevents their behavior from destroying your heart." - Unknown read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

13472

Oily Hair

Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned ... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1633

Sports Close-up

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

992

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2016

In keeping with yesterday's back to school funny picture, here is a bus some parents might be too eager to put their kids on at this time of year. You will find "Back to School Rush" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2006

Alcohol, Self-Control, Addiction

A nervous attendant on a flight announced: "I don't know how this happened, but we have 100 passengers aboard and only 40 dinners." When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyon... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1432

One-liner #1112

Told the doctor I thought I had athlete's foot; he looked at me and said, "I don't think you have athlete's anything."... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

3701

You Need A New Car When

You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. - You acciden... read more..

30 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1431

Quote #1560

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." - Albert Schweitzer read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1563

Grandfather Snack

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.... read more..

30 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1011

Cybersalt News - August 30, 2016

In some parts of the world, School is already back in session - which is definitely the topic of the newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Long Road Ahead" at:www.cybersalt.... read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3709

Catholic Dictionary

*Catholic Dictionary* AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your recei read more..

29 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3104

Magic Trick

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him as hard as possible on the head. The magician then proceeds to put his head down on a wooden block. The man s... read more..