Monthly Archive

2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3567

Mr. Jones Is History

Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from time to time. One day a week, he walked into Miss Smith's 4th grade class, where the children were studying Am... read more..

29 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1699

Quote #1559

"The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth." - John, the Disciple of Jesus read more..

29 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1667

Soda Test

We just had a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.... read more..

29 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1036

Cybersalt News - August 29, 2016

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. You can watch "Making Victorian Candy" at:www.cyb... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

4272

Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.... read more..

28 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1703

One-liner #1111

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.... read more..

How fast the shades of summer have faded

28 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1930

4 min read

How fast the shades of summer have faded

Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over. Back in “the day,” a minute had 60 seconds. An hour had 60 m... read more..

28 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1034

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. This is actually the 28th and final Sunday of my sabbatical. Next Sunday I'll be preaching for the first time in 6 months - that will be interesting. Maybe I should go out ... read more..

27 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1981

Making Victoria Candy

Whether or not you like Victorian candy, I think you'll like this video of Victorian Candy being made. ... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1593

One-liner #1110

Anyone who says, "Easy as taking candy from a baby!" has never tried.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

3691

2 min read

IAMS Hotline

The IAMS Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The Iams Company, handle more than 300,000 inquiries a year from pet owners across the country. Although the majori... read more..

27 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2112

Concentrate

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the ... read more..

27 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1972

Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1969

Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1036

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

4032

Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

26 Aug

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

3356

Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

26 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3683

One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1553

One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

26 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2078

State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

3267

Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1630

Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

26 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1026

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

25 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5274

Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

25 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2040

Quote #1556

"Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

25 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1714

Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

25 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2527

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

3815

Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1541

One-liner #1108

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1083

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

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