2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

25 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1394

One-liner #1108

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

978

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1781

Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

24 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3040

Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2037

Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog, the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1560

Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1384

One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

3560

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

4642

Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

24 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2848

Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1774

Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2424

Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

881

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1723

Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1443

One-liner #1106

The man who created auto-correct has died; may he restaurant in peace.... read more..

23 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

925

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2016

Thirty years ago today Mrs. Cybersalt and I were married - to each other. I am so thankful to God for all the grace He has given us, and all of the grace my wife has given me, over this time. I'd be ... read more..

22 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2955

Sunday Golf

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a particularly picture... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1643

Discouraging Work Atmosphere

So you want to be an astronaut: sorry, the sky's the limit.... read more..

22 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1301

One-liner #1105

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams read more..

22 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3826

Purse Frown

It's not easy when the one you lovetreats you like an accessory. ... read more..

22 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1958

Trusting Advice

Thunderstorms had rolled through the region, knocking out power temporarily to some of the stores of this supermarket chain. So when a help desk technician got an emergency page from one store, he fig... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

4385

Hurry Home

It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a young wife of the congregation remembered that she had left the Sunday dinner in the gas range without regulating ... read more..

22 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1576

Quote #1553

"He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. Yet to all who did receive him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God." - John, the Dis read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

930

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2016

The balance between work and play is a delicate one - as seen in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Lawn Chopper" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/lawn-chopper ... read more..

21 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3731

It’s Hot… And I Love It

Recently it has been rather hot around here. A little hotter than usual, in my estimation. I really don’t know if it is getting hotter or as I get older, I’m not able to handle the hot weather. Whoev... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

969

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder is using the summer heat to his advantage with his wife - up to a certain point. You can read "It’s Hot… And I Love It" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-pe... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

3480

First Date Nerves

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food,... read more..

20 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3657

Lawn Chopper

Mike wanted a new motorcycle.Linda wanted more yard work done.Problem solved. ... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1560

Quote #1552

"St. Gregory wrote that every time the sacred text describes a fact, it reveals a mystery. Preachers, are you listening? We have for too long ruptured people's minds with facts rather than raptured read more..

20 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1820

Patisserie Solicitation

Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"... read more..