Monthly Archive

2016
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

10 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1721

Quote #1544

"Choose to live generously and watch your life change." - ILikeGiving.com read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3642

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23... read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2194

Reaching the Unchurched

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1798

International Bar

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican a Spaniard,... read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1486

One-liner #1096

When your toddlers are teenagers, don't forget to wake them up at 4:45am to tell them your socks came off.... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2674

Release Plea

The Governor was in the habit of scheduling part of his day to hear the pleas of relatives of prisoners. One day, a woman came to beg that her husband be released from prison. "What was he convicted o... read more..

10 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2609

How to Cut a Cake Correctly

It seems we've been cutting cakes incorrectly for a very long time. What do you think? Leave a comment below. ... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2975

Butterfly Dreams

Why wait to be a butterfly before flying? ... read more..

09 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1782

Painful Spread

Forbidden fruits create many jams.... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1599

Quote #1543

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt read more..

09 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3910

I'll Call Back

Leaving Montreal for Quebec, I decided to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I went into the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went to the second stall. I'd just ... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2369

Courage

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?" The young man sat at his de... read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1665

One-liner #1095

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.... read more..

09 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2127

Warnings

A taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. Hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice.... read more..

09 Aug

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

3733

Cat Food Reaction

Somebody doesn't like the new cat food. ... read more..

09 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3207

Chargeback

A man and his wife had been traveling for 18 hours when they decided to stop for a few hours to rest. They checked into a nice hotel and slept for four hours. When they were ready to continue t... read more..

09 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1004

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2016

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll see that somebody doesn't like the new cat food if you check out "Cat Food Reaction" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/c... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1986

Cheezie

Breaking News!! Cheese Factory Explosion. De brie everywhere.... read more..

08 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1636

Quote #1542

"The willingness to share does not make one charitable, it makes one free." - Robert Brault read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3922

I Want To Be A Bear

I want to be a bear...... If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I cou... read more..

08 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2290

2 min read

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..

08 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1662

One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3703

Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..

08 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1013

Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..

07 Aug

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

2819

Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

3653

2 min read

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..

07 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2813

4 min read

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1031

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks." You can ... read more..