2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

06 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..

06 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1573

Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..

06 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean? Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either? Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..

05 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..

05 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..

05 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..

05 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1613

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..

05 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..

04 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Baptismal Worship Team

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1465

One-liner #1091

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5084

Glacier Work

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Grandmother Flight

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3558

Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

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Literary Pisces

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1539

"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous." – George Bernard Shaw read more..

04 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - August 4, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appea read more..

03 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Amazing Water Experiment

This amazing water experiment shows how much fun you can have at 24 frames per second (24fps). ... read more..

03 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Wedding Comeback

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' T... read more..

03 Aug

One-liners

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One-liner #1090

Two wrongs are only the beginning.... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3176

Silent Drums

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up... read more..

03 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Intimidation

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bart... read more..

03 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1884

Quote #1538

Four things you can't recover from: The stone after the throw. The word after it's said. The occasion after it's missed. The time after it's gone. - Deanna Wadsworth read more..

03 Aug

Clean Puns

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Dough!

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.... read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - August 3, 2016

Recently, Rev. James Snyder (long time contributor of "God's Penman" devotionals on the Cybersalt Site) celebrated his 65th birthday. James sent us this picture of him and Martha (the Gracious Mist read more..