2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

02 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1466

One-liner #1089

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3295

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did... read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3070

Child Like Faith, Fear

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, t... read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2259

Quote #1537

"Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions." - Hen read more..

01 Aug

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3141

Badgering Neighbor

Neil was tired of his neighbor badgering him all the time. ... read more..

01 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3870

Rabbi Retirement

An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the congregation, finally decided to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork. He went to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, ... read more..

01 Aug

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2179

Quote #1536

"Do not think that you can show your love for Christ by hating those who seem to be His enemies on earth. Suppose they really do hate Him: nevertheless He loves them, and you cannot be united with H read more..

01 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1957

Borrowing Thanks

Thank-you student loans for getting me through university. I don't think I can ever repay you!... read more..

01 Aug

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1476

One-liner #1088

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7063

Lumberjack

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The m... read more..

01 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2068

The Bar vs. The Baptists

In a small Midwestern conservative town, a business owner began to construct a building for a new bar. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and pray... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

883

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2016

Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid Cake" at:www.cyber... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3933

Hearing Aid

While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was actually an earphone from a transistor radio. The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. "How doe... read more..

31 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

931

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. James would like some practical help from all the politicians who want to fight for him in Washingt... read more..

30 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5113

Stupid Cake

Take a moment and ask yourself,"Is there someone I should give this cake too?" ... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1894

Pensive Parade

Pensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea ... when you stop and think about it.... read more..

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

30 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2073

Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate

Lately, I have been listening to political campaign speeches, which has helped me catch up on some sleep I have missed in the last two years. Don’t get me wrong on this issue. It is not that I am bore... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1393

One-liner #1087

No one is listening until you make a mistake.... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

3886

Karmel Recipe

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces ... read more..

30 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1869

Sons-in-Law and Daughters-In-Law

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

30 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1882

Quote #1535

"Faith and repentance are not static, the decision of a moment; they are the lifelong realities of a new heart." - Sinclair B. Ferguson read more..

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2016

OOOPS! For much of yesterday the image was broken on the new "Wedding Photobomb" page. A big "thank you" to Cybersaltine Walter McLauren for bringing that to my attention! If you missed it yesterday,... read more..

29 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2328

Quote #1534

"Sometimes you have to tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to just sit down and shut up." - TobyMac #Speak Life read more..

29 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2868

Rounded Boulders

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon ... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1677

Perkatory

Perkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

2991

Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first v... read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2262

Innocent Dangers

Green garden grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants, and during a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing many o... read more..

29 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1437

One-liner #1086

Children will soon forget your presents; they will always remember your presence.... read more..

29 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

944

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2016

There is a new Funny Wedding Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It may take a while to see the funny part about this picture, but once you do you won't be able to unsee it. You'll find "Wedding Phot... read more..

28 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

3984

Wedding Photo Bomb

There are photobombs and then there are PHOTOBOMBS! Someone could use the tip number 10 on how to edit wedding photos athttp://shootdotedit.com/2018/04/how-to-edit-wedding-photos/ ... read more..