2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

24 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

868

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. When James' wife noticed he complains about both the cold and the heat, James saw an opportun... read more..

23 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5534

Sabbatical Fashion

The congregation noticed something was different about Pastor Tim after his sabbatical. ... read more..

23 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2549

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1932

Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT! It is Spam!... read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1455

One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

4267

Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1767

Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

871

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

22 Jul

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5670

Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1878

Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..

22 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2768

What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1952

Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2119

Hospital Waiting

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated bec... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1419

One-liner #1080

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

2990

Security Tips

The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away. Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ... read more..

22 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

890

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016

I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's... read more..

21 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2272

Big Marble Run Machine

I don't know why this big marble run machine is so satisfying to watch, but it is! ... read more..

21 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1688

Quote #1527

"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself." - Albert Einstein read more..

21 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1825

Noodlewannabe

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!... read more..

21 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2059

Impressions

One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk ask... read more..

21 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1404

One-liner #1079

I intend to live forever; so far so good.... read more..

21 Jul

Clean Jokes

3353

Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to... read more..

21 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2758

Watermelon Arms

"Get your own watermelon." read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

922

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms"... read more..

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2821

Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore. Jacob sugg... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1821

Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1799

Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2369

Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1519

One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

3456

Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..