Monthly Archive

2016
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1321 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

So, this is summer, is it?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2717
4 min read

So, this is summer, is it?

It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had ... read more..
Canned Email Warning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2062

Canned Email Warning

WARNING!! There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN IT!  It is Spam!... read more..
One-liner #1081
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1587

One-liner #1081

A day without sunshine is like, night.... read more..
Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service
Clean Jokes
4432

Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service

*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9. The service is held at Splash Mountain Water Parks. 8. Pastor wears scuba gear. 7. As the baptism begins the read more..
Quote #1529
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1893

Quote #1529

"It’s not the load that breaks you down. It’s the way you carry it." - Lou Holtz read more..
Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
964

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2016

There is a new Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site. You will find "Buffet Warning" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/buffet-warning  Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Buffet Warning
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5805

Buffet Warning

Would you still? ... read more..
Quote #1528
Quotes
Pastor Tim
2019

Quote #1528

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell read more..
What Would I Be?
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2907

What Would I Be?

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take... read more..
Circus Defense
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2076

Circus Defense

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.... read more..
Hospital Waiting
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2240
2 min read

Hospital Waiting

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated bec... read more..
One-liner #1080
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1570

One-liner #1080

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?... read more..
Security Tips
Clean Jokes
3104

Security Tips

The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away. Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only ... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
998

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2016

I had never heard of a "marble run machine" but a video of one with 11,000 marbles now has me wondering about building one for my grandkids. Of course many people think I've lost my marbles so there's... read more..
Big Marble Run Machine
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2387

Big Marble Run Machine

I don't know why this big marble run machine is so satisfying to watch, but it is!  ... read more..
Quote #1527
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1800

Quote #1527

"If you can't explain it to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself." - Albert Einstein read more..
Noodlewannabe
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1934

Noodlewannabe

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!... read more..
Impressions
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2184

Impressions

One day, at the dry-cleaning shop of a local air force base, I overheard a young airman describe in great detail how he wanted his uniform cleaned and pressed. When he finished, the counter clerk ask... read more..
One-liner #1079
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1532

One-liner #1079

I intend to live forever; so far so good.... read more..
Alligator Teeth
Clean Jokes
3484

Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to... read more..
Watermelon Arms
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2890

Watermelon Arms

"Get your own watermelon." read more..
Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1014

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. This woman is serious about her watermelons so you'll probably want to get your own. You'll find "Watermelon Arms"... read more..
Engaged Seniors
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2964

Engaged Seniors

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed a drugstore.  Jacob sugg... read more..
Quote #1526
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1930

Quote #1526

"Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge." - Simon Sinek read more..
Engineering Fact
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1942

Engineering Fact

Engineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion. You'll understand.... read more..
Comfort
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2515

Comfort

When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one li... read more..
One-liner #1078
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1652

One-liner #1078

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.... read more..
Chicken Recipe
Clean Jokes
3590

Chicken Recipe

Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked popcornsalt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt and peppe... read more..
Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1002

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..
Emperor Disappointment
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1844

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..
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