2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #600

20 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

912

Cybersalt News - July 20, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It's a place where many people would have a hard time falling asleep. You'll find "Slingshot Bench" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/slings... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1736

Emperor Disappointment

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)... read more..

19 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1502

One-liner #1077

I don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly. - Mit... read more..

19 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

7493

Slingshot Bench

Nobody can fall asleep on this bench any longer. ... read more..

19 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1507

Quote #1525

"Worry is a misuse of imagination." - Dan Zadra read more..

19 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2455

The Many Names of CHRIST

To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is t... read more..

19 Jul

Clean Jokes

3160

Wait Watching

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of capris. "Wow," the ... read more..

19 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

885

Cybersalt News - July 19, 2016

There is a new Funny Bird Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Bird Favorites" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bird-favorites Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

18 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

2976

Bird Favorites

Both chicks were being bugged in their own way. ... read more..

18 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2978

Happy Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well-trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half." "Just bring me a size eight a... read more..

18 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1475

One-liner #1076

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers read more..

18 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1982

Philosophy

A friend of mine was a philosophy major during his first semester in college. One day in class, they spent a great deal of time debating whether the glass was half full or half empty. After the ... read more..

18 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2056

Quote #1524

"You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love & obey Him." - AW Tozer read more..

18 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3401

Please and Thank You

While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her seven-year-old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy,... read more..

18 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2247

Dig that Cocoa

Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.... read more..

18 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1021

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2016

There is a new Inspirational Video on the Cybersalt Site today. It is a commercial that Channel 4 (UK) has made ahead of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. You won't be sorry you watched "Yes I Can - P... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3248

Baby Prescription

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear eve... read more..

17 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

962

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. I know the graphic to the right says "Happy Monday" but that is because it belongs to newest devotional from Rev. James Snyder. It seems James recently had a week with more... read more..

16 Jul

Videos

Pastor Tim

4205

Yes I Can - Paralympics Commercial

Here's an inspiring commercial from Channel 4 (UK) ahead of their coverage of the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio. It's a reminder to all of us that our attitude towards the "disabled" is often the great... read more..

16 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1799

How Many Mondays Are There in One Week?

I must admit I am not up to date with all of the technology and gadgets today. Just when I think I have something mastered, they upgrade it or replace it was something that I cannot figure out. I gues... read more..

16 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1927

Noises Under the Floor

Our bathroom is in the back of the house and it's difficult to hear if someone is on the property to conduct inspections, maintenance or even to visit. One morning while getting ready for work, and t... read more..

16 Jul

Clean Jokes

3283

Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especiall read more..

16 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1671

Quote #1523

"Naps are a kiss on the forehead from God." - Penn Clark "Advice to Pastors" read more..

16 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1706

Homage to Fromage

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?... read more..

16 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1432

One-liner #1075

Caller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."... read more..

16 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

930

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2016

There is a new addition to the FunBlog today; it's literally pretty cool! You'll find "Quantum Levitation" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/quantum-levitation Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor... read more..

15 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2176

Quantum Levitation

We could try to explain how quantum levitation works, but cutting and pasting would only make us look way smarter than we are. So let's just simply enjoy this together! ... read more..

15 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3821

The New Alphabet for Older People

The New Alphabet for Older People A is for arthritisB is for bad backC is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight--can't read that top lineF is fo... read more..

15 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2263

Thinking Outside of the Box

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people w... read more..

15 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1800

Grammar Camp

You can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.... read more..