2016 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

15 Jul

Clean Jokes

3242

Helping Daddy

One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said, "Bobby, why are you crying?" "Because daddy hit his thumb with the hammer!" little Bobby wailed. "Why, that's n... read more..

15 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1757

Quote #1522

"A crisis doesn’t make a man; it shows what a man is made of." - Warren Wiersbe read more..

15 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1470

One-liner #1074

Sixty percent of pit bull attacks occur between tying the bandanna around its neck and putting the sunglasses on its face.... read more..

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

944

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2016

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dolphin Fear" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dolphin-fear Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

14 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

2456

Quote #1521

"Leaders who refuse to listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing helpful to say." - Andy Stanley read more..

14 Jul

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4084

Dolphin Fear

Maybe they shouldn't have put her on top of the feed bucket. ... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1636

Dr. Benchvorkian

Buyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.... read more..

14 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1514

One-liner #1073

Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

3195

Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner on all the time. One morning while making his bed, he heard the dispatcher say, "Car 34, there is a five-foo... read more..

14 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2535

Coveting

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continu... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

958

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Mrs. Cybersalt and I are back from our time away focussing on the tasks and goals that kept us very busy from June 1 to July 6. During those 36 days, we travelled appr... read more..

13 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3270

Name Need

To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate. We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know ... read more..

13 Jul

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

5423

Cat Cookie Thief

One more thing blamed on the dog. ... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

3208

Politically Correct Cat Terms

Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator. - My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job. - My cat does not fear dogs... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1825

Summer Reading

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1876

Quote #1520

"People ask me, 'Why pray if God is sovereign?' I respond, 'Why pray if He isn't?'" - Michael Horton read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2037

The Intolerable Compliment

“We are, not metaphorically but in very truth, a Divine work of art, something that God is making, and therefore something with which He will not be satisfied until it has a certain character. Here a... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1424

One-liner #1072

I'm ready to be a parent because I just told the oil change guy "no" 15 times in 30 seconds.... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

988

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Happy July everyone. Yes I know it has been July for 7 days, but Mrs. Cybersalt and I have been super busy as we said we would be until "earlyish" in July. Daily mail... read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2117

Remembrance

The staff at a business office was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had pur... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

6034

Lock Jaw

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "He is,... read more..

06 Jul

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1434

One-liner #1071

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." - Unknown read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1856

Hamburger Help

Hamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4635

Quote #1519

Legalistic remorse says, "I broke God's rules," while real repentance says, "I broke God's heart." - Tim Keller read more..

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1066

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the end of June, Mrs. Cybersalt and I are close to resuming daily mailings according to our goal to do so "earlyish" in July. In the meantime, Happy Canada Day (July ... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

4998

Quote #1518

"I may not know where to go next, but I can count on the One who sends me." - Katy McCown read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

3326

How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this Goober was wanting a dog for a pet, so he went to the local pet store to buy one. He asked the clerk "how muc... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2274

Wok Like a Man

How's your wok, brother? - Stir Fry Accountability Group... read more..

27 Jun

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1532

One-liner #1070

Statistics show that statistics can't be trusted.... read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1570

Duping Ourselves

"An utterly fascinating illustration of this duping of ourselves is the latest arts building opened at Ohio State University, the Wexner Center for the Performing Arts, another one of our chimerical e read more..